Report: Boys Lets Fill This Esky Up With Ice Cold Piss And Play Cricket In The Park Tomorrow Like It’s 2005 And We Have Nothing Better To Do

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

A spontaneous plan hatched in a group chat late Friday afternoon has sparked widespread excitement among a group of local men who have collectively decided to send it this weekend and relive the glory days of their youth.

The plan involves loading an esky with ice cold piss and heading down to Jason Little Oval for an afternoon of high-octane park cricket.

“It’s been too long between backyard innings, bots. We’ve all got jobs now, families and shit. We’ve all got responsibilities, but tomorrow we’re clocking off from all that,” said local man Ryan Malloy. He reportedly initiated the plan with the group message.

The esky in question is one of the old promotional ones with built-in stumps on the side, the type where the handle doubles as the actual stumps.

Members of the groups long-suffers WAGs Association say the group plans to arrive at the park around midday, with no food, a single hollow plastic bat, a fresh tube of tennis balls, a UE Boom with 50% charge and enough mid-strength cans to put a young Doug Walters into a coma.

More to come.