PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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State Premiers Tell Young Families To Be Happy With Their Wage Cage And Saying The "I" Word Makes You A Bad Person
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a quiet consensus that has settled over Australian politics, particularly at the
New Rivals Show Praised For Kindly Including Rugby Union In Search For Ultimate Footy Code
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a lovely news story for the much maligned code of Rugby Union, the game they
21,235 Days Later, WA Police Confirm Harold Holt Is Missing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Western Australian Police have today made a second damning revelation. Fresh off the back of
Herzog This, CGT That. Who Gives A Shit. Albo Calls It A Week And Relaxes To Some Radio Birdman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has called it a week this afternoon and put his noise
Kiwi Saleswoman Extremely Piss Fit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report has found that middle aged corporate women who are from New Zealand have
Landlord Informs Tenant That They Unfortunately Do Have To Pass That Interest Rate Hike On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A retired Betoota Heights plumber has today set about his new line of work. The owner
It's 2030. One Nation Has 140 Lower House Seats. Dame Pauline Hanson Is Prime Minister. The Immigrants Are Gone. This Is How We Are Living Now.
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On my street, the cafe still opens at six, but only three days a
Simple-Minded Boyfriend Only Has To Avoid Extremist Algorithm For 3 More Days Until Footy Kicks Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The low-functioning but independent-thinking boyfriends and husbands of Australia are being commended this week.
All Sides Of Australia's Media, Political And Business Class Prepare To Unite In The Battle To Crush Any Suggestion Of Changes To The Way Property Is Taxed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Treasurer Jim Chalmers is today preparing for battle, after laying down the gauntlet to the powers
"Fucking Victorians" Says Local Man After Being Mildly Inconvenienced By Car With VIC Plates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has found himself dealing with Victorian-Rules Driving (VRD) over the
Yuppie Dad Forced To Permanently Wear Long Sleeves To Hide The Shame Of His 2014 Steresonic Koi Fish Era
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With dance music no longer considered a mainstream artform and Australia's last remaining nightclub
Michele Bullock Says Australians Are Welcome To Announce Their Own Cash Rate If All They’re Going To Do Is Be Critical
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of the Reserve Bank Of Australia has confirmed today that she's '