Australian War Hero Forced To Upgrade His Security Detail Due To Threats From Aussie Patriots (??)
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The only man in the Liberal Party who has the balls to say what he thinks
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Nation’s Teenage Boys Get In Front Of New E-Safety Restrictions And Begin Hijacking Street Libraries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of unbridled access to adult streaming websites, the nation’s youth are now preparing
New Wave Of Hilarious Stickers Spotted On The Back Of Teslas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The virtue signalling and motoring community are chortling this week after a wave of new stickers
James Murdoch Carves Out $1B From Family Fortune To Start Another Strangely Impressive Rap Label
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After several decades out of the game, one of the world’s most succesful hip hop
Hope For Planet Restored As Lachlan Murdoch Wins Bid To Succeed His Living Australian Treasure Father Rupert Murdoch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world breathed a sigh of relief today as Lachlan Murdoch, the slightly less
Report: Zoodles Fucking Suck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report has found that the apparent carb-free ‘substitute’ for pasta is actually not
Erin Patterson Banned From Kitchen And Gardening Duties As Prison Wardens Fear She Will Kill Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of the prison where Erin Patterson is currently living have brought in
Landmark Study Uncovers Evidence Of What CocoMelon Does To The Developing Brain
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A groundbreaking new piece of research from Royal Betoota Hospital’s Neurological Research Centre has made
Upcoming Tame Impala LP Expected To Take Dark Turn After Freo’s Heartbreaking Finals Loss
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two-bit music news websites with “sources Fremantle Dockers No. 1 ticket holder Kevin
Feels Like Alice Springs Has Got Bigger Issues Than Indians Going To Uni In Sydney And Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition’s post-election rebuild has been thrown into disarray this week – as Peter
Oscar Piastri Left Fuming After Mum Orders Him To Give Brother The Good Controller
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s favourite race car driver has today been left spitting chips, after a classic stitch
Townsville Bloke Arrives At Work With A Spring In His Step And A Beginner’s Understanding Of Spanish
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of the North are this week reminiscing on the rich cultural influences that were
“You Can Do Anything You Want For Father’s Day” Says Mum Who Certainly Wouldn’t Be Impressed If Local Man Went To The Pub When It Opened, Drank Five Schooners An Hour, Bought A Fresh Deck Of Black Market Cigarettes, Took $500 From The Joint Account To Pun
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A father of two from Betoota Heights says his only wish for Father’s Day