Errol Parker

Fuck It Local Man Bakes The Whole Bag Of Gems

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fuck you and fuck the world, that's the key takeaway from a

Trump Renegotiates AUKUS Submarine Contract And Now America Is Paying Australia $350bn Instead

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact President Donald Trump on Wednesday announced a sweeping renegotiation of the AUKUS submarine pact,

"I Understand Why They're All Coming To Australia Now" Says Local Man Venturing Outside London's Zone 2 For The First Time

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Queenslander abroad has learned a few things today as he venture outside London&

Former Test Cricketer Rob Quiney Lies And Says He Has "No Idea" How He Ended Up On Morrissey's List Of Malefactors

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Stalwart of Victorian cricket Rob Quiney was named by British singer Morrissey on an

Local Man Thinks He's Helping By Mailing Bullets To The Mayor Over Proposed Rail Trail

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter pensioner has today expressed genuine confusion as to why everybody is

Government Adds Over 50s To Social Media Ban In Effort To Quell Swelling One Nation Vote

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government is starting to panic but not for who you'd expect.

"Pffft $1.6m Isn't Even Lunch" Taylor Scoffs At One Nation's Pathetic Fundraising Effort

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Angus Taylor has been reminded this week that no matter how much

Only Child Finishing High School About To Learn For The First Time Nobody Really Gives A Fuck What They Think About Anything

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A young bloke with the world at his feet will learn a few things about

Reanimated Robert Menzies Elected As Tony Abbott's Vice President Of Liberal Party

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The reanimated corpse of Robert Menzies has been elected as vice president of Tony

Barbeques Galore Goes Under Due To Nobody Having Any Money Anymore Let Alone A Backyard

Small Businessman Enjoys Brief Window Of Joy Between Taking Hard-Earned Dividend And Learning He Forgot To Update The CCS Estimate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local construction material supplier magnate who has spent the past twelve months quietly

Extremely Middle Class Colleague Has The Basketball Game Up On His Phone And Is Pretending To Work Ha Ha

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While lesser parts of the country were off growing fat on the couch yesterday,