Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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ICC Under Pressure To Allow India To Replace Their Father Australia In Upcoming WTC Final After Champions Trophy Victory
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The International Cricket Council (ICC) is under pressure to allow India to replace Australia in the
Stranded NASA Astronauts Head Back To Space After Seeing Current State Of The World
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The stranded NASA astronauts have splashed down on Earth on moments, ending what began with a
King Sends Nice Portrait To The Mint In Case They Change Their Mind About The $5 Note
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact King Charles III has sent an informal portrait to the Royal Australian Mint, suggesting it be
“Wow This Is Literally The Best Bar I’ve Ever Seen I Will Put It In My Pub” Says Country Publican Seeing Corrugated Iron Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A country publican has committed to installing a corrugated iron bar in his establishment, declaring it
Swans Name Everyone Captain For Must-Win Clash Against South Perth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Sydney Swans have named every member of their team as captain for this weekend’s
Man Enters His Own Sugar Crash Tomb After Pumping A Six-Pack Of Hot Cross Buns For Tea
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has entered what he describes as his own tomb after consuming an entire
PM: “That’s Uh, Quite Disrespectful But, Uh, Also Very Fucking Hard, So, Uh, Yeah, Play On I Guess”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has weighed in on an incident that saw the stolen bronze head
Unable To Campaign, Barnak Bin Al-Joyce Heads To Yemen And Leads Offensive Against Saudis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Deputy Prime Minister and Nationals backbencher Barnaby Joyce has surfaced in Yemen after weeks off
New Zealand Establish Base In Northern Australia As Roy And Tane From The Army Sign Lease On Cairns Apartment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia has officially welcomed its closest and most reliable strategic defence partner, with the New Zealand
Liberals Quietly Wondering If There’s Still Time For The Old Leader Switcheroo Before Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the federal election fast approaching, senior Liberals are privately debating whether they still have time
American Backpacker Becomes Canadian Overnight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A visiting American has rebranded as a Canadian overnight after facing sustained criticism from locals over
Dutton Reveals The Lengths He Would Go To Secure A Tariff Exemption: “I Would Rim Him”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has made it clear he would be prepared to go to extreme