Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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Local Man Wonders If Any Of His Mates Would Enjoy A Cold Schooner Of Piss This Afternoon Or Are They Too Limp-Wristed Like The Albanese Government’s Response To Chinese Warships Conducting Live-Fire Exercises In The Tasman Sea When They Should’ve Just Sen
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local business strategy consultant has today extended a casual invitation for beers while also calling
Vision Of Shinzo Abe Appears Before Malcolm Turnbull During Dusk Kayak And Implores Him To Run Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is reportedly recovering this evening after what he initially believed to
Local Deep Thinker Wonders If People In China Have This Kind Of Stuff For Breakfast Too
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local shire council worker was last night left quietly pondering what people in China might
Man Disappointed Budget Won’t Give Him A Big Tax Cut, Crush Inflation, Stimulate Economy And Put Us In Surplus
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local taxpayer says last night’s federal budget should have cut his taxes, reduced inflation,
Devastating New Liberal Party Ad Shows Where Australia Was Before Albo Ruined Everything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party has released a new campaign ad alleging that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is
He Doesn’t Know It Yet But Young Bloke Accompanying His Grandma On The Indian-Pacific Will Be VERY Popular
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is expected to become the most talked-about passenger aboard the Indian-Pacific this week,
Man Wants To Boot Influencer’s Phone Off Gym Floor Like He’s Converting From Touch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A gymgoer has come close to turning some dickhead’s smartphone into a Steeden last night,
Toddler Slightly Sicker Than Last Week Leaves Parents Wondering If It’s A New Virus Or A Sequel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the half-light of morning, just as the sun began to catch and lift the drew.
4X4 Enthusiast Battles Muddy, Rutted Fire Trail For Hours Only To Find Stock 05 Subaru Forester At The End
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local four-wheel-drive enthusiast has completed a punishing solo trek through Remienko National Park this week,
Roll’d Brisbane Airport Caters To Local Tastes With Spag Bol Rice Paper Rolls
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brisbane Airport has once again proven itself to be the nation’s premier cultural crossroads after
Cabbie Pushes A Few Buttons And Now The Fare Is $20 More For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man touching down in Sydney this morning has had his first welcome to the
Dutton Bravely Re-Emerges With Bandaged Ear After Heckler Interrupts Speech
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has re-emerged with a bandaged ear following a terrifying incident at the