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One Nation Loses Momentum As Sky News Boomers No Longer Forced To Choose Between Two Evils (Women)
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's official, Pauline Hanson's high-watermark will remain in late January 2026, as
Local Pom In A Somber Mood After Watching Two Great British Institutions Crumble Over The Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Pom has today arrived at work with not much to smile about, after the
USA Wins Gold In Ice Hockey As Canadian Opponents Remain Distracted By Internal Tensions
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 46 years on from the Miracle on Ice, the American men's ice hockey team
Based On Recent Opinion Polls, PM Says He Doesn't Know Or Care Where These ISIS Brides End Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has said due to recent opinion polls that show an increasing number of
Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
Woman Dressed Head To Toe In Brown Thinks She's Immune To Fashion Trends
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Local woman Amy Bernbach thought she was immune to the manipulations of modern advertising and trend
Country Mum's Pantry Better Stocked Than Majority Of City Supermarkets
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Fenegruk seeds, ras el hanout, cardamom pods. Not the kind of ingredients any normal person would
Group Of Mums Plan A Long Lunch In 2 years Time When Their Diaries Align
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact After 137 messages, including one passive-aggressive “happy to go with the flow x” from someone who
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Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
Woman Dressed Head To Toe In Brown Thinks She's Immune To Fashion Trends
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Local woman Amy Bernbach thought she was immune to the manipulations of modern advertising and trend
Country Mum's Pantry Better Stocked Than Majority Of City Supermarkets
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Fenegruk seeds, ras el hanout, cardamom pods. Not the kind of ingredients any normal person would
Group Of Mums Plan A Long Lunch In 2 years Time When Their Diaries Align
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact After 137 messages, including one passive-aggressive “happy to go with the flow x” from someone who
The Nation
Inner-City Leftie Moans With Self-Satisfaction Asking Simple Rural Hick Who's Going To Wipe His Arse When He's Old And Fucked If There's No Migrants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sunday lunch in Betoota Heights has ended with an extended moan from a Brisbane-based communications
Katter Says The Tyranny Of The Irukandji Has Gone On Long Enough And Now Is The Time To Introduce The Common Sunfish By The Million To Help Hoover Up These Protoplasmic Invertebrate Terrorists CONT
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has today unveiled what he describes as a nation-building marine intervention
Tasmania Calls On Other States To Form 'Coalition Of The Willing' Amid Fears Victoria Holds Weapons Of Mass Corruption
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Tasmanian Premier has escalated rhetoric against Victoria, addressing what aides described as a “Tasmanian Provisional
Revealed: Pauline’s Harrowing Trip Through Lakemba To Get On Gina Rhinehart’s Private Jet At Bankstown Airport
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Political and religious leaders are continuing to deal with the fallout from One Nation leader Pauline
World News
Local Pom In A Somber Mood After Watching Two Great British Institutions Crumble Over The Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Pom has today arrived at work with not much to smile about, after the
USA Wins Gold In Ice Hockey As Canadian Opponents Remain Distracted By Internal Tensions
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 46 years on from the Miracle on Ice, the American men's ice hockey team
With The Royal Family Refusing To Protect Him, Andrew Forced To Choose Between Priesthood Or A Career At The BBC
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In unprecedented breaking global news, the man formerly known as Prince Andrew, now known as Andrew
Buckingham Palace Urges Andrew To Skip Town With A Weekend In Paris Or Irish Fishing Trip
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former Prince, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has today been given an ultimatum by his family, after being
Politics
Based On Recent Opinion Polls, PM Says He Doesn't Know Or Care Where These ISIS Brides End Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has said due to recent opinion polls that show an increasing number of
Pauline Warns Australians Can't Go To Lakemba Without Feeling Threatened By Enticing Aromas Of Bengali Chicken Tikka
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is currently at the meltdown stage that usually follows any surge
Senator Paterson Insists Taylor Won't Be Like Last 4 Liberal Leaders That He Later Told The ABC He Never Had Confidence In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 'realignment' of the Federal Liberal Party is underway apparently, according to last night&
Sports
Peter The Great To Reach His Own Hyphasis River By Attempting An NRL Game In Saudi Arabia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT NRL boss Peter 'The Great' Vlandys is this week basking in all his glory,
USA Wins Gold In Ice Hockey As Canadian Opponents Remain Distracted By Internal Tensions
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 46 years on from the Miracle on Ice, the American men's ice hockey team
Man That Refuses To Pay For Football Streaming Service Now Quite The Expert In Jordanian Sports Media
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man that has refused to succumb to paying multiple streaming platforms in order to watch
Broncos 2nd Premiership Hopes Shattered After Losing To Super League Team In Meaningless Pre-Season Fixture
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a few months basking in the glory of a long awaited premiership, the Brisbane Broncos