Barnaby Joyce Deposits 300k From His Super Into Newly Made Sportsbet Account After Hearing How The VIPs Get Looked After
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man aspiring to return to his role as Deputy Minister has today made quite a
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Report: Everyone Just Woo Up A Little
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation wakes up to another grim day of news, a polite request has been
People Of Ukraine Relieved To Learn They Have The Support Of Some Of The World’s Greatest Minds
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the situation escalates on the Ukrainian border, all hope for a ceasefire pact seems to
Dutton Frantically Tries To Redirect Parcel Of Tanks To Ukraine As Putin Gets The Party Started
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Defence Minister Peter Dutton is frantically trying to redirect a parcel of new tanks
Dutton Forced To Apologise To China After Revelations That Chayce From Cairns Was Responsible For Laser Pointing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Defence Minister has had to consume a little bit of humble pie today.
Report: Can You Please Settle Down Cunt
The whole world is today united in their request for President Vladmir Putin to settle down cunt, as the biggest
South Betoota Newsagency On Standby To Update Maps of Russia
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As the world furiously sweats over the possibility of a full-scale war erupting
Channel 9 Fly Gus Gould Over To Western Ukraine To Do Special Opening Monologue For World War 3
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from the Eastern European nation of Ukraine – Gus Gould is in the
Entire World Wondering If Pete Davidson Is One Of Those Skinny Whiteboys That Can Throw Hands
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT What started as an unexpected celebrity romance, has since turned into a historic moment in American
Foreign Minister Asks Russia If They Can Hold Up With The Tanks For A Few Decades Until Our Subs Arrive
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pro-western Ukrainians are breathing a sigh of relief today after our very own Foreign Minister
Cinema Screening Of New Jackass Movie Just Doesn’t Feel As Authentic As A Burned CD-R On VLC
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 12-year hiatus, the fourth instalment in the Jackass movie franchise has nabbed the number
100,000 Russian Troops Withdraw From Ukrainian Border After Western Leaders Voice Concerns
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has breathed a collective sigh of relief today, with Russia finally backing down from
Pete Davidson’s Purple Patch Continues As US Comedian Papped Holding Hands With Gina Rinehart
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Gossip columnists are in a frenzy this afternoon after some sensational images have surfaced online. Popping