Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Angus Taylor Asks Youths Of Goulburn To Stop Peeling The ‘G’ Off His Electoral Office Signage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Energy Minister Angus Taylor has asked the local youths who keep peeling the ‘G’ off
Apprentice Sent Home After Turning Up To TAFE Without Bunnings Trade Shirt Uniform
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young Betoota Heights apprentice had a sad end to his day, after being kicked out
Paid Leave Porter To Take His Dismissal As AG To The Fair Work Commission He Tried To Destroy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In further developments to the controversy surrounding Christian Porter’s alleged rape scandal, the Prime Minister
Travel Ban Lifted On New Zealand To Help Stimulate The Stalling Sydney Property Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact House prices in Sydney are in dire need of a kickstart as the market stagnates in
Instagram Thirst Trap Met With Quick-Fire Responses From Every Idiot Except Intended Target
EFFIE BATEMAN | CULTURE | CONTACT Practicing her poses as she flips to her favourite ‘Cali girl’ Instagram filter, local woman Hannah
Albo Asks Journalists Politely If He Can Have One More Go At Nailing His Zinger Soundbite
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Opposition Leader had three goes at getting a zinger soundbite sounding right this morning before
Scotty From NIDA Goes On Ray Hadley To Learn The Proper Art Of Crocodile Tears
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has gone on Ray Hadley’s show on 2GB this morning to play
Craig Kelly Surprised To Discover He Is Also On Mental Health Leave
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Liberal MP and Conspiracy Theory Connoisseur Craig Kelly has been shocked to find out that he
NewsCorp Makes History By Holding Scotty Accountable For Telling Blatant Lies To The Public
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird turn of events last night, it appears that the Prime Minister of Australia
National Party Hopes The Once In A Century Floods Drown Out The Once In A Century Mice Plague
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As their counterparts deal with the fallout from the nation demanding some form of accountability for
Nation’s Superhero Sign Language Translators Summoned By State Premiers As Floodwaters Rise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The torrential rain currently battering Australia’s eastern coastline is verging on sign-language-levels of disaster, it
Sydney Man Selflessly Endures 2-Hour Sit-Down Shower To Do His Part To Fight Rising Dam Levels
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sydney is once again dealing with a rain bomb, which is causing issues for Warragamba Dam