Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Owner Of An Over-Insured VE Commodore With Fucked Timing Chains Accidentally Drives Into Floodwater
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The owner of one of the nation’s only comprehensively-insured VE Commodore Omegas has tragically killed
PM Reassures Nation Things Are Totally Under Control By Firing Shots At His Murdoch Allies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the allegations of severe sexual assault and harassment from Liberal Party ministers and staffers continue
Sky News Dad Says It’s Increasingly Hard To Defend Gov And Maintain Respect Of Friends And Family
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights handbag told this ‘left-leaning’ newspaper this morning that he’s currently finding it
Stressed Out Young Mother Just Waiting For Tracy Grimshaw To Tell Her Red Wine Is Healthy Again
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A frazzled young mother of three children under the age of 6 will again be checking
“How The Fuck Did I End Up Sitting Here With These Fucken Morons?” Frydenberg Wonders To Self
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison government is getting it from all angles this week, as both the media and
PM’s Pupils Dilate As He Thinks About All The Glorious Photo Opps He’ll Get Out Of NSW Floods
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As things finally began to settle down in the Mid-North Coast of New South Wales, it
“How Can We Soften Our Public Image?” Asks Gov That Deports Disabled Australian-Born Children
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government is looking to improve it’s public image this week after months and
Boyfriend Can Somehow Walk Past This
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local | Contact Ben Kibota (29) is a bright middle-aged man currently climbing his way up the ladder at
Ethnic Dad Reaches 110 Decibels During Surprise 10pm Phone Call From An Old Overseas Mate
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact The other four members of the flinders family have today had to pause their Shrek
Bloke Shovelling Popcorn During New Action Movie Quietly Tells Himself He Could Do That Shit Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Following a big week of managing accounts at some trendy Betoota Old City District money making
Man Insisting On Destination Wedding In The Middle Of A Pandemic Must Be Trying To Buy Some Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT For someone who once stated he would be happy to elope at the registry office, Martin
Local Woman Gets Final Push Into Health Kick After Ex-Boyfriend’s Oversized Shirt Begins Fitting Snugly
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT There’s nothing quite like wearing a boys shirt or jumper, and any girl with a