Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Spotify Curates New Playlist Of Songs Most Selected By Drunk White Chicks
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT It’s 4:30pm and the girls have been on the rosé since midday. The heels
City Girl On Prac In Western Queensland Really Impressed By The Fighting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The town of Roma has been rattled by the arrival of a well-educated good looker that
Outback Air Strip Now Only Utilised By Jackaroos Who Want To See How Fast Landcruisers Can Go
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Gilchrist family, owners of Lake Betoota Cattle Station, say they haven’t had to have
Roo Shooter Not Allowed Near The House, Says Mum
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A transient man who dad has contracted to thin out the wild animals that keep killing
“Haha I Hate Being Centre Of Attention” Says Only Friend In Social Circle With Pink Hair
In what has come as a shock to many, local abstract artist, slam-poet and owner of pink hair, Rose “Moon
Intro To Rap Song Giving Tarantino A Run For His Money With Long Winded And Unnecessary Dialogue
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT All local woman Coleen Watts wanted to do was listen to some music. Not watch a
Goofy Group Of Blokes On Boys Trip Propose Having A Few Beers In The Airport Bar Haha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Even though it is nowhere near beer o’clock, a bunch of lads on tour have
Egypt Flies In A Dad From The Straddie Boat Ramp To Reverse This Bloody Thing Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Ever Given continues to block the Suez Canal, the Egyptian Government has today announced
PM Under Impression Journo Who’s Spent Career Hounding Bullshit Artists Would Go Easy On Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scott Morrison has admitted today that he didn’t expect his sit down with Tracy Grimshaw
Horrifying Fight Club Culture Found To Just Be Some Kid Filming A Punch On At Local High School
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from our Betoota Ponds this afternoon, it can be revealed that there
Auctioneer Takes Fake Bidding Too Far; Accidentally Sells House To Magnolia Tree
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A lively auction has ended in farce yesterday after the rookie auctioneer accidentally sold the property
“Jobs Should Be Based On Merit, Not Quotas” Says Young Lib Working For Dad’s Mate In Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the debate around gender quotas in politics firing up around Canberra and the country this