Australian Crypto Bro In Dubai Says It Isn't That Bad If You Don't Check Your Phone Or Go Outside
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A part time podcaster and Australian crypto trader has reassured his followers that Dubai is totally
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Milkshake Video Overtakes Stoner Sloth As Weirdest Christian Shit The Libs Have Ever Paid For
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Government has today chalked up a historic achievement. They have somehow published a weirder
Scotty From Marketing Repaints Kirribilli House Hi-Vis Fluro To Remind Voters He’s One Of Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The bungled jab roll-out is almost a distant memory today, as the Government begins another
Cafe Patron Earns Staff Respect By Letting Them Know He’s In A Hurry
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Cafe staff in French Quarter artisanal coffee roaster and cafe Bean Index have got their nominations
Paul Murray Makes Formal Complaint To Sky News HR About Colleagues Calling Him ‘ALDI Alan’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s last bastions of free speech has today been rocked by claims of
Community Transmissions Now Low Enough That Men Can Stop Washing Hands After Going To The Loo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT JetStar flight JQ201 from Sydney to Auckland has just disembarked in the Land Of The Long
Company Advertising ‘Exciting Role In A Fast Paced Work Environment’ Really Just Seriously Understaffed
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local marketing agency has today managed to net a large number of applicants, after a
Ex-Steiner School Kid Struggles To Count Past Ten Without Her Bongo Drum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent graduate of the Betoota Heights Steiner School has exceeded her own expectations
Local Riff Raff Redlines The LowLux In Third Gear To Show Off His New Fuck Off Cannon Exhaust
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A South Betoota meat worker has taken time out of his busy afternoon of
Inner City Yuppies Purchase Rental Movie Despite Owning Several Streaming Service Subscriptions
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As they snuggle up on the couch for a night in, inner-city couple Troy and
Bluey Writers Satisfy Twitter Diversity Demands By Introducing Pitty Rescued From Dog Fighting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The writers behind ABC’s hit kids cartoon Bluey have today neutralised an echo chamber culture
“Get Around It” Says Mate Arriving Back From Bar With A Round Of Very Weird Drinks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dipshit has left his mates shaking their heads this afternoon, it can be confirmed.
“No Jab For Me” Says Byron Woman Who Lets Untrained Colonics Gurus Blast Her Rectum With Litres Of Water
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rates of conspiracy-led vaccine skepticism in the Byron region is now verging on a