Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Salesman At Airport Gate Talking About Payroll Software Conference Like It’s Coachella
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local payroll systems sales representative, Gil Milat (53) appears to be approaching orgasm today, as he
Prahahn Wet Market Ruled Out As Source For Melbourne’s Seventeenth Outbreak
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite fearing it would be the case, some good news for the Melbournese this afternoon as
Dan Andrews Forced To Return To Work Early After AFL Plans To Go Ahead With Crowds This Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is set to return to work early today after learning the AFL
Motormouth Boyfriend Thinks Most Interesting Aspect Of Movie Is Where He’s Seen Actors Before
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local boyfriend has this week managed to ruin a movie by becoming a human IMDB.
Intern Patiently Waits Until 5:05 To Pack Up Desk So They Don’t Look Too Eager To Leave
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local journalism student has recently learnt the hard way that nobody really gives a crap
Queensland Energy Grid Crippled By Unreliable Coal Power Plant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The denizens of our state’s south east corner have been plunged into darkness this evening
Report: 90% Of Crusty White Dogs Named Either Molly Or Coco
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A new survey has confirmed that 90% of crusty white dogs are named either Molly or
ATO Announce Annual Crackdown On Low-Income Earners Claiming Dubious Laundry Expenses
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The good patriots at the Australian Tax Office have warned low-income earners not to make mistakes
Coffs Harbour Bloke In Big Smoke Yet To Visit A Pub That Truly Scares Him Like Down Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Coffs export, Hughie Moey (27) says living on Brisbane’s Southside can be a bit
Monster Swell Off Gold Coast Results In Outbreak Of Gastro Through Region’s Roofing Industry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the city of Melbourne rapidly tries to get on top of a spicy cough cluster
Melbourne Man Informs His Mates That Monday Night Blowout Is On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact “Get down here, now!” That’s the message that’s just been sent out to 10-15
“Fuck, Here We Go Again” Says Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Melbourne are once again getting ready to discontinue any form of routine, and