Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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PM Says Melbourne’s Outbreak Would Be Way Worse If He Hadn’t Jabbed 1.6% Of Victorian Adults
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of stoking fears around vaccinations, until enough vaccinations arrived for him to not have
Local Boomer Doesn’t Want The Shitty Blood Clot Jab, They Want The Good One That Scotty Had
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Someone who’s paid taxes their whole life has rejected the government’s plan to give
Chairman Mark McMaoan Races Jacinda Ardern To Be First To Close Border To Victorians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Chairman of the People’s Republic Of Western Australia has thrown the gauntlet down to
Boomer Journo Pens Unbiased Opinion Piece On All This Cryptocurrency Stuff That Terrifies Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local multi-property owning older Australian has today dealt the world of digital currency a damning
Clive Palmer Is Stuck In An Empty Pool And He Can’t Get Out
ERROL PARKER| Editor-at-large | Contact Larger-than-life Queenslander and mining magnate Clive Palmer is stuck in an olympic-size swimming pool and he’
Man Avoids Unnecessary Human Interaction By Pretending To Be On The Phone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dennis Acton was strolling through Machattie Park in leafy Betoota Heights yesterday afternoon to the local
Suburban Motorist Shows Working Class Solidarity By Giving Two-Finger-Wave To Stop Go Man
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local motorist, Josh Croucher (34) is high on life after today’s interaction with a traffic
Report: Pushing Drunk Mate Into Somebody’s Nice Hedge Is Always Hilarious
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the CSIRO has found that the height of one-off, situational drunken comedy
Local Woman Reaches Pivotal Point In Adulthood Where She Actually Enjoys Going To Pillow Talk
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman, Alyssa Thompson is now at the pivotal age where finds herself going to bars
Not-So-Newlywed Bride Posts 6th Wedding Album On Social Media
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A woman that has been married for over a year has today posted her 6th album
Man Who Let His Learners License Expire Says The People Running The Country Are Hopeless
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local youth Taylor McGregor (25) penned a venomous Facebook status today stating ‘this government is bloody
Local Man Saves Turtle From Having Straw Pulled Out Of Its Nose By Finding A Bin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A heroic local man has today done his bit to save a big old sea turtle