Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Bloke Living With Parents Cautiously Divides Attention Between Laptop And Bedroom Door
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local idiot who has found himself back at his parent’s house has rediscovered the
Pretty Boy Halfback Tries His Best To Look Tough While Running Through Tunnel
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Betoota Dolphins Reserve Grade halfback has done his best to look physically intimidating while running
Report Finds Extension Cord Either 20 Centimetres Too Short Or 20 Metres Too Long
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Over 95% of the extension cords in Australia are either slightly too short or wildly oversized,
Apprentice Builder Sent Home For Hooking Into A Quiche At Smoko
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent local master builder has sent his 17-year-old apprentice home early today after watching him
Local Kids Learn New Grown Up Words After Daddy Steps On Lego Barefoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Penny (6) and her twin brothers Tom and Roddy have today learnt some new grown-up words
Inner-City Creatives Easily Mistaken For Paroled 1990s Underworld Figures
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The current trend of inner-city creatives and university hipsters tucking in plain t-shirts to their stretch
Promising Denim Jacket Ruined By Bejewelled Butterfly Pattern On Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A woman’s quest to get a nice jacket has today been thwarted by every single
Blokes Who’d Get Sacked In Any Other Workplace Still Earning More Than High School Principals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the government continues their marketing campaign to convince the nation that it’s completely normal
Research Suggests Koko The Signing Gorilla Was Capable Of Doing 90% Of Public Servant Jobs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New research suggests a gorilla who learned to communicate via sign language had the brainpower to
One Night Stand’s Judgy Dog Stares At Fleeing Womaniser With A Vacant Look Of Disgust
CORBIN DANIELS | Relationships| Contact With his ponytail flapping playfully in the warm desert breeze last night, a mildly unpopular accountant
Scotty Grabs The Biggest Milkshake He Can Find In Preparation For New Get-Your-Jab Ad Campaign
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact With less Australians signing up to receive the Covid jab than predicted, Senator Jacquie Lambie has
Are You A Multinational With An Office In Singapore? You Could Be Set To Cash In At Tax Time!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact If you are a giant profit-driven multinational business with a complex company structure, there’s some