Arnott's Bird Taken In For H5N1 Avian Flu Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An icon of Australian pantries and lunch boxes has caused a scare today, after being whisked
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Western Australian Land Militia Given Clearance Again To Shoot Down All Unauthorised Air Traffic
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our nation’s prosperous West has been cut off again and the hermit kingdom’
Sharehouse Develops Own Weather System After Fitzroy Woman Overdoes It With The Indoor Plants
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Melbourne Suburb of Fitzroy is reporting one of the most incredible environmental changes in recorded
Husband Becomes A Hubby After Wife Comes Back From The Hairdressers With A Two-Tone Bob
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man said his wife has all of a sudden started to
Non-Essential Sydney Tradie Gives Wife A Break And Takes The Reins On Home Schooling The Kids
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WHO WANTS TO TAKE ON THE CHAMP? Despite dreaming about this scenario since the first day
Melbourne Extends Lockdown Citing Concerns That Sydney’s Stealing Their Thunder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The State of Melbourne has escalated a rivalry with an old foe today. Speaking to the
“I’m So Weird, I Actually Love Lockdown” Says Sydney Man Living In Roomy Apartment Near Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man from a sea-breeze-swept suburb in Sydney has confided in his
Gold Coast Tourists Easily Identified By Who’s Not Wearing A Criss Cross Top
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A report released by the Gold Coast council has confirmed that identifying a local chick is
Bloke Working At Bankstown Bottle-O Gets Called Champ 4,563 Times On Day 1 Of Construction Ban
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT CHUMP-E-YUN: NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has confirmed that the bizarre ban on construction work
French Rugby Side Overjoyed To Return To Freedom And Leave This Locked Down Shit Hole Behind
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The visiting French Rugby team has today revealed how thankful they are to bid Australia farewell.
“Not Again!!!” Roars Grandpa Kev After Finding One-Way Ticket To Hawaii In Scotty’s Tackle Box
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Grandpa Kev has today realised his role as Australia’s fill-in father figure might continue
Sydney Dad Really Struggling Through Lockdown With Only Wimbledon, Le Tour, Wallabies, Origin, Euros, NBA Finals, UFC, Boomers, Opals, British Open, AFL And The NRL On TV
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has just wrapped up the 11am daily press conference, in which she
“Do Ya Have Any Real Beer? What’s This Craft Shift?” Scowls Grandpa Kev While Watching Broncos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s former Prime Minister, Grandpa Kev has had to once again intervene today, after being