Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Government Advice For Stranded Aussies Overseas Updated To “Just Book A Business Class Ticket”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are thousands of Australians stuck overseas who complain about not being able to come home
Bondi Man Says Cops Will Literally Have To Shoot Him Before He Does Sit Ups In His Living Room
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people who live around one of the country’s great sewers have been criticised by
Loudest Cunts In Politics Going On Three Days Without A Media Appearance Or Public Statement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a haunting throwback to the time he took off to Hawaii in the middle of
Albo Urges PM To Release Everyone Arrested In Operation Ironside And Let Them Run Jab Roll-Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOGISTICS PROFESSIONALS: In one of his many press conferences you didn’t see this week because
Tradies Working On Big Union Job No Longer Essential Workers After Drop Of Rain Falls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A group of Australian workers has today revoked their coveted essential worker status, and headed home
Nation Wondering How We Fucked Up So Badly That These Nutjobs Are Feeling Self-Righteous
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of abhorrent public health messaging from an absent Prime Minister, the growing army
Katter Boys Tell Palaszczuk To Just Say The Word And They’ll Secure A Supply Of Federal Jabs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE ISARRECTION: With 95% of Australians still yet to receive their jabs, the Federal Government has
Prime Minister Billy Hughes Praised For Beating Spanish Flu By Using CBD Hotels For Quarantine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Billy Hughes has officially been recognised for his world-class management of the Spanish
English Mate Who’s Ready To Get Hurt Again Starts Convincing Himself It’s Coming Home This Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After managing to keep his expectations for the English football team in check for the better
Millennial More Likely To Get PS5 He Pre-ordered In October Than Jab He Was Promised In March
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 28-year-old Betoota Heights man explained to The Advocate today that he’s unsure of what
QLD Premier: “Fuck You And Fuck Your Bullshit National Cabinet. Give Us Some More Fucken Jabs”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE NORTHERN BLOWTORCH: The Queensland Premier has today run the ball up the middle and launched
Anti-Mask Barnaby Asks The Prime Minister If He’s Ever Heard Of This Pete Evans Bloke
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s highest ranking anti-masker has today put forward an interesting suggestion to the Prime