Bloke Wakes Up From A Ten Year Coma To Learn That A Tallie Sets Him Back More Than A Six Pack Used To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been scenes of joy and confusion at Betoota Base Hospital this week, after local
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Man Who Was Really Into His Golf Last Summer Says He’s Into Smoking Meats This Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When Betoota Grove man Alistair Sands finds a new hobby, he says, he commits
Dad Still Not Fully Across The Plot Of Swordfish Despite Multiple Viewings
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local dad Mark Gurd (52) has been forced to admit he is still not fully across
Local Man Shamefully Duck Walks Back Into Toilet For A Reassuring Last Wipe
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Much like half the population it seems, Aaron Peters has had a bit of a shit
Report: At Least There’s Less Charity Muggers Out And About
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As half of the nation continues to live in lockdown, some Australians are focussing on the
Lifelong Bond Forged As Kid Quietly Slips Vegetables Under The Table
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local child Delia Housten has tried a number of tactics to avoid vegetables. Hiding them under
Target Employee Briefly Peers Into Potential Shoplifter’s Bag Before Resuming Vacant Stare Into Distance
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A target floor manager has today been spotted staring into the abyss, just two hours into
Decision To Avoid Late Night Kebab Cancels Out 4000 Calories Worth Of Alcohol
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT When it comes to reaching your mid-twenties, one of the worst parts is losing the
“Get Out Gerry!” Shouts Centrelink Receptionist As Billionaire Approaches Desk For A New Rort
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The embattled public servant working the front desk at Gold Coast Centrelink has finally cracked the
‘Shit’ Sighs Fully Grown Human Being Who Has Forgotten Father’s Day’s This Weekend, Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an ever-changing world of shifting realities, it can be revealed today that some things
QLD To Wait Until 80% Of Their Population Is Immune To Scotty’s Bullshit Before Border Opens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NUMBERS ARE LOOKING GOOD: Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk said the state’s reporting of zero new cases
“Hello, I Am Victor Radley’s Wife. Please Let Me In,” Says Queenslander Just Trying To Get Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Toowoomba man who’s been trying to get home for weeks has been
Joe Rogan Fan To Pause All Of His Staunch Opinions On Modern Medicine For The Next Week Or So
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT MIXED MEDICAL ARTS: A local carnivore from Betoota’s aspirational suburban wedge known as Betoota Heights