Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Government Disappointed To Learn Poland Has Just Sent Us A Million Pickled Cucumbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian government is currently at panic stations today, after a much-needed win has turned very
Sydney Begins Lockdown Today After 7 Weeks Of Practice
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of the nation’s inverted portaloo are waking up this morning to their first
Newcastle Gets Revenge For Having Their Jabs Relocated By Knocking Scotty’s Club Out Of Finals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If Scotty From Marketing thought there wouldn’t be repercussions for relocating all of the jabs
Couple Who Would Have Got Married This Weekend Get Drunk and Hungry Alone
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With lockdown continuing to hit the wedding industry harder than Pinterest DIY wedding tips, another couple
Facebook Ad For Hair Loss Ruins Balding Local Man’s Commute
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although primarily serving as a reminder that people have different political opinions to you, Facebook feeds
Scotty Considers Doing Something After Realising Sydney Could Still Be Indoors For Australia Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After having successfully pushed the burden of pandemic management onto state governing bodies, part-time Prime Minister
Prickly Mothers Group WhatsApp Chat Spawns 15 Rebel Side Chats For Sole Purpose Of Bitching
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT All hell has broken loose in a mother’s Facebook group this week, despite it originally
Bachelor Insists Washing Bed Sheets Once A Year Is Purely For Ecological Reasons Or Some Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Today, local bachelor James Lunt confessed to being a whole new level of grubby today, when
Scotty Volunteers To Be First To Trial Jab Passport And Go To Like Maybe Hawaii Or Something
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After being the early adopter of a jab his own citizens still have trouble accessing, part-time
Queenslander Enjoys A Cold Friday Arvo Schooner In A Packed Pub After Hugging All Of His Mates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota Ponds bloke has today arrived at the pub to launch himself into a
NSW Bunnings Still Open In Case Scotty Needs DIY Photo Op
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite the premier of New South Florida, Gladys Berijiklian, refusing to answer questions about why Bunnings
“People Have The Right To Free Will” Says Christian Man Who Led Anti-Abortion Protests
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has confirmed today that he will be standing firm on his