Smug Englishman Made Even More Annoying By His Admittedly Good Taste In Music
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A smug Englishman has been made even more annoying with his undeniably good taste in music.
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Dog That Sounds Like A Goose Choking On A Straw Actually ‘Perfectly Healthy’ According To Owner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An owner of a pug has found yet again themselves swatting away the concern of kind
Mate Who’s The Embodiment Of Murphy’s Law Informs Group Chat She’s Fucked Up Her Phone Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tracey Alcott [25] is what you call a bit of a ‘hot mess.’ A little scatterbrained
Fraud With Motorcycle Helmet Has Been Riding A Vespa The Whole Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier today, a local fraud has been outed as the shifty dishonest phoney he really is.
Tasmanian Girl Returns From Mainland With Exciting Fables Of Traffic Lights And Pasta
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 19-year-old Tasmanian girl has held court for days with her vast litter of exotic and
Australians Already Ruined Reputation After Half A Year Of International Travel
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As everyone on Instagram (except you) enjoys sunning themselves in idyllic overseas locations and London, travelling
Correlation Found Between Placing Vibrating Xbox Controller On Your Nuts And Driving A Modified Car
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some random news in market research, it’s been discovered that a correlation has been
Airline Posting Massive Losses Can Somehow Still Afford Giant Salaries And Bonuses For Executives
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s favourite airline has today confirmed that times have been tough over the last
Local Tailender Drops A Grand On New Bat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local number 9 batsman has walked out of Wilson Sporting Goods on Mitchell Avenue a
Coles Unveil New Ad Campaign Showing How You Can Feed The Family For Under 10 Dollars
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s second-biggest supermarket cartel has today hit the airwaves with a fresh new ad
Colleague Spends Morning Calculating How On Earth Office Frenemy Can Afford Another Week’s Leave
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A jealous colleague is running a spreadsheet of calculations this morning, as she looks
Woman Feeling Extra Smug As Hubby Who Hates ‘All That Fake Shit’ Remarks How Fresh She’s Looking
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been left feeling incredibly smug this afternoon, after her husband who’d
Local Snake Just Catching Up With His Mate’s Girlfriend
MOYRA BRICK | Relationships | Contact A reader wrote to The Advocate earlier this week asking what he should do about a