Report: Glorious Afternoon To Get On The Piss At Grafton's Crown Hotel On The Banks Of The Mighty Clarence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It would be hard to beat the Crown Hotel Motel on Grafton's waterfront this
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Waiter Doesn’t Know How Much Trouble He’s In After Rich Old Duck’s Skim Decaf Cap Isn’t Hotter Than The Surface Of The Sun Like She Asked For
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The cafe inside a Betoota Grove shopping centre that’s a popular haunt for
Overwhelmed Local Woman Could Use Another One Of Those Snap Lockdowns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Keeley James (29) never thought she’d see the day where she missed being incarcerated in
RBA Governor Philip Lowe: “Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his
Bureau Of Meteorology Going Through Their Snoop Lion Phase
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Bureau of Meteorology yesterday raised eyebrows by randomly insisting that they no longer wish to
Mysterious Murders In Small American Towns Suspiciously Stop After Jessica Fletcher Dies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in the United States has said it “chills their blood” to think that
Friendly Courier Has No Idea That He’s Become The Scapegoat For Office Toilet Skid Marks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A betrayal of the highest order has taken place in Betoota’s Old City District as
Report: Mate Just Go The Works I Reckon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by everyone in your local takeaway shop, and everyone waiting back at home,
Thoughtful Old Bastard Leaves His Band-Aids On Table For The Cleaner Instead Of In The Pool Floor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This stupid old bastard down at the Sheraton on Machattie Park in the Old
Gina Rinehart Responds To Concerns Raised By Australian Netballers: “Shut Up And Dance, Servants”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Netball Australia will not be turning its back on a multi-million dollar sponsorship lifeline from
Nation That Holds Teachers In Same Regard As Babysitters Wonders Why Nobody Wants To Be One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The critical shortage of teachers in this country has come as a shock to
Scotty Gets First Corporate Speaking Gig Opening For Willie Mason At Revesby Honda Dealership AGM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today ended the speculation on what the fuck he
Beautiful Sydney Turns It On For Nedd Brockmann’s Final Leg
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The picturesque Harbour City has outdone itself today, by turning on some textbook Sydney weather – ahead