Smug Englishman Made Even More Annoying By His Admittedly Good Taste In Music
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A smug Englishman has been made even more annoying with his undeniably good taste in music.
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“We Have These Back Home, They’re Called KittyCats” Explains Brisbane Man To Venetian Traghetto Captain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brisbane man Devon Donnelley was listening intently to the two gentlemen piloting the Traghetto across the
Labor Party To Look After Working Class Base By Pushing Through Tax Cuts That Benefit Top 1%
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Australian Labor Party has today confirmed its commitment to fighting for its base. Marking their
Skater Praised For Doing Some Constructive Property Damage For Once After Burning Lime Scooters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s central districts has been praised by councillors and residents
20-Something Announces Shock Retirement From Local Clubbing Scene
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After plenty of nights spent salmon-ing around in sweaty Betoota night clubs, Max Gosku has finally
President Biden Invites Merv Hughes To Washington DC For Native American Casino Reform Announcement
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Joe Biden has used some of cricketing legend Merv Hughes’ star power today in
DJ Has His Deck Thrown Into The Smokers Area After Destroying Another Banger With His Stupid Remix
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local DJ has copped a bit of mob justice this weekend, which onlookers vouch was
PM Asks Greens If Outright Banning The Use Of Fossil Fuels From Today Will Make Them Happy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is under fire this week from environmental groups after the government green-lit a
“Electric Vehicles Are Fine For Road Trips” Says Bondi Man Who Has Never Been West Of Mascot
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bondi man is championing the long-range power of electric vehicles today, despite
Government Promises To Fast-Track Disaster Payments For 2019 Bushfire Victims As Soon As 10-Year Review Is Completed
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT “Time is of the essence!” yelled a nameless politician who is in charge of organising disaster
Company Posts Record Profits While CEO Tells Workers ‘Slow Economy’ Is Holding Wage Growth Back
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A box company’s entire factory workforce has considered mutiny today after CEO Glen Jenson explained
“Surely They Don’t Mean Us,” Say Holidaying Inner-City Lefties Staying In Some French Prick’s Flat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of teal-voting lunatics from the French Quarter, our town’s vibrant yet hellish bohemian
Wests Tigers Continue Desperate Grab For Media Attention By Announcing Plans To Sign Shaq
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT NRL powerhouse the Wests Tigers have made a bold leap for media attention this