Smug Englishman Made Even More Annoying By His Admittedly Good Taste In Music
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A smug Englishman has been made even more annoying with his undeniably good taste in music.
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Local Farmer Attempts To Lure Workers With Generous Offer Of Free Accommodation And Fruit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Plains primary producer has today been praised for thinking outside the box. Berrick Watts
Local Law Student Stands Accused Of Taking Moot Court A Bit Too Seriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A law student at East Betoota Polytechincal has lashed out at suggestion and rumour that he’
Local Bachelor Freshens Up 3 Day Old Tikka Masala with Healthy Squirt of Sweet Chilli Sauce
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s longest serving bachelors is spicing things up in the kitchen
Local Primary Schooler Rattled To Learn The Truth About ‘Elemenopee’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local grade two student has today experience one of early education system’s biggest learning
Employers Unsure How To React To Vaping During Work Zoom
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As The Australian and other satirical news sites have confirmed, no one was hit harder by
FinTech Entrepreneur Declares Bankruptcy After Wild Success Of ‘Buy Now Pay Never’ Finance App
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT FinTech entrepreneur Mr Eric Goyer (33), CEO and Founder of the innovative Buy Now Pay Never
Scientists Confirm 48 Hours Of Rampant Hedonism Can Be Offset By A Fancy Monday Morning Juice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota University School of Science has released some interesting research today, confirming that an expensive
Coincidence? Australia’s Highest Income Postcode Also Happens To Have Highest Dickhead Ratio
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT Australia’s highest income postcode has finally been revealed in new data released by the ATO.
“We Had A Great Time” Says Pop Handing Over Grandkids Full To The Brim With Glucose And Fanta
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTAC A Betoota Ponds couple is eagerly looking forward to dinner, bath, and bedtime today, after picking
LinkedIn Confirms That All The Girls Who Started People’s Scoobies Are In Managerial Positions Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A rather niche LinkedIn study has found a surprising indication of success amongst millennials, stemming all
Scott Morrison’s Secret Job Spree Sees Australia’s Unemployment Level Plummet To Record Low
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Further details on the former Prime Minister’s desecration of the nation’s democracy have been
Idiot Mate’s Childish Hatred Of Coriander Automatically Rules Out 4 Different Cuisines For Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke with a childish palate has made dinner plans unnecessarily difficult this evening, after piping