Gen X Colleague Explains To New Junior That Light Ice Is Like Heaps Normal But For Grown Ups
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday drinks down at a Betoota Heights printing supply business and for one
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Depleted Bachelor Chases One Last Sugar Hit By Devouring Last Discount Bunny In Servo Bargain Bin
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bachelor has decided to drill himself further into a pre-diabetic coma this
Senior Public Servant Searches YouTube For The Perfect Acknowledgement Of Country To Play Before 3pm Meeting About Nothing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior public servant at the Department of Private Infrastructure & Privatisation (DPIP) spent the afternoon
Fuckboy Murdoch Ramps Up His Climate Change Denialism To Ensure Hot Girl Summer Lasts Forever
MARIO STRADLATER | Global | Contact After a string of unsuccessful hinge dates, and a disastrous experience on the illuminati dating platform
Pine-O-Clean Disinfectant Wins Best Alcohol-Free Spirit Award
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s most trusted hospital-grade disinfectants has taken out a massive award over
Opinion: Has Meghan The Witch Already Ruined The Coronation?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT COMMENT Has the greatest day on the Royal Calendar already been ruined, weeks before it even
Young Parents Rush To The Bedroom For Their Weekly 8:00am ‘Bluey Root’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Times have certainly changed for one young couple in Betoota Grove. As former partiers, Jenny and
Peter Malinauskus Presents Collingwood Players With Custom Made Ankle Jewellery For Gather Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has today welcomed a large group of interstate tourists to his
Freshly Single Rupert Murdoch Launches Into Fuckboy Era
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact After abruptly calling off his engagement to Lesley Ann Smith with the wedding only months away,
RBA Admits They Actually Have No Fucking Idea What They’re Doing But They’re Trying Their Best
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of public servants has outed themselves this morning with senior bureaucrats at the Reserve
Annual Leave Expert Somehow Pulling Off A 28-Day-Weekend From Easter To ANZAC Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A public holiday professional has spoken to The Advocate from the pools of a
Knights Fans Furious After Mining Round Jersey Accidentally Gets The Wind Farm Treatment
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT There’s trouble brewing in the coal port of Newcastle this week, as yet
Pop Relays Full Blown Conspiracy About Joe Biden That Seems To Be Common Knowledge At The Bowlo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American President Joe Biden is actually a communist who frequently meets with both the Chinese and