3am Kebab Shop Mirror Never That Flattering
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman looking at herself in the horizontal wall length mirror at the kebab
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Dog Daycare In Posh Area Provides Free Birkenstocks For Pups To Chew Up
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the rest of humanity tries to go about its day, the one percent of puppies
“Crypto Collapse May Have Further To Go” Tarot Card Reader Makes Safe Prediction
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Principle fund manager at Betoota’s largest super fund has today handed in his resignation,
Magnum Ego Bloke Endures Holiday With Connoisseur Salted Caramel & Macadamia Father-In-law
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A public holiday weekend can be a long one. Especially if you are being debuted to
Resident Of Nation With 27,000 Coffee Shops Decides To Go To Starbucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has today raised eyebrows in her family and friendship circles after revealing a
Conservatives Having No Problem Adjusting Pronouns To Keep British Royals Happy On King’s Birthday
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a recent case of ‘sounds about right’, it has been revealed that the nation’s
Economics Just Horoscopes For Nerds Born Into Wealthy Families
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Betoota’s very own universities has today released a ground breaking study. South Betoota
Career Public Servant Who Took 90 Minute Lunch Break Says This New Generation Are Entitled
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A rusted on bureaucrat has today moved to condemn the emerging generation of workers. 74-year-
Loyal Betoota Reader Politely Tolerates Paramount+ Promotional Blitz
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT At 69 years of age, Betoota Heights resident Tony Brimson has seen a lot of changes
Supermarkets Urged To Rename New Avocado Variety So It Doesn’t Sound Like A Vibrator
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Woollies has today been urged to rethink the name given to a new avocado variety, which
Government Considering An Aged Care Levy On Taxpayers Urged To Consider Going And Getting Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In yet another insult to working families, the Federal Government has put together a
Dragons Revoke Flanagan’s Coaching Offer After Discovering He’s Never Had A Criminal Conviction
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The coaching saga at the St George Illawarra Dragons has today taken another strange turn. After
Stingy RSL Pours Wine With Full Centimetre Of Air At Top
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local RSL must be doing it tough right now after serving up an absolute scabfest