Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Forklift Driver With Boony Moustache Wields Far More Power Than Bosses Or Unions Could Ever Know
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A warehouse in Betoota Ponds has today been rocked by allegations that the alpha male forklift
Local Supermarket Just Raises The Price Of Everything For No Reason Because Why Not
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The greasy-haired fuck who runs the Betoota Heights Franklins has admitted to The Advocate today that
Half Decent Looking 20-Something Regional Male Primary Teacher Must Be Clapping So Many Milf’s Cheeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights man Tom Thistlethwaite must be doing quite well for himself, it can be confirmed
“Nah Dark Chocolate Tim Tams Are The Best” Says Local Pervert
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Debates rage in the break room of Betoota’s premiere civil construction company this afternoon, as
Universe Decides To Test Local Man’s Resolve Once Again After Ruining His Emergency Freezer Pizza Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man was denied a small comfort last night after the powers that be
“Yeah I’m A Country Boy” Lies Former Hunter Valley Townie Who Grew Up In Front Of A Playstation
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke that’s never ridden a horse has attempted to play the country
“We Have These Sandwiches Back Home” Albo Tells Vietnamese Officials
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has enjoyed a taste of home while in Vietnam this week.
Sunrise Desk Tips Over As Shirvo Realises The Perils Of Being On Air This Early In The Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Sunrise welcomes Kochie’s new replacement, Matt ‘Shirvo’ Shirvington, the transition between hosts has unfortunately
Greens Staff Told To Keep Their Euro Summers The Fuck Off Instagram During Cost-Of-Living Crisis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the winter months roll around, Parliament House usually operates on a skeleton workforce, as the
Cost-Of-Living Got You Down? Just Move Back Home With Your White Middle-Class Parents In The Suburbs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank is set to turn up the dial on what’s left of middle
Dutton Says If Gold Coast Swings To Labor This By-Election Well Then Fuck Youse Ya Can’t Be Helped
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After finding some media traction by spreading misinformation that the Indigenous Voice referendum is a left-wing
Film Student Recommends Some Boring French Shit, Just Ignore Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Life is full of uncertainties, such as the possibility that at the next event or get