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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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True Crime Podcast Girlfriend Feels Bad, But She Low Key Wouldn’t Mind A Murder In Her Building
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young woman from Betoota Heights has today confirmed to The Advocate that she is a
Local Home Builder Praised For Constructing Home All The Way To Completion
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact The CEO of the Master Builders Association of Betoota, Eddie Brockwell (48), has heaped praise onto
Opinion | Are You A Bloke Against Women’s Sports? Here’s How To Fill That Vacant Two Hour Slot In Your Calendar This Saturday Night While Everyone Else Has Fun
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | Contact Are you looking at a night on your own because your weird socio-political stance is
Bloke Who Just Bought A Round Of Vodka Red Bulls Apparently Not Keen On Paying $20 For A Taxi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Gulf Country man has today raised the ire of his friendship group, after carrying on
Local Bull Rider Effortlessly Pairs His Cowboy Wardrobe With DC Skate Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While local bull rider, Peter Seeney (29), never had the honour flying out the
“I’d Love To Give Brophy’s Tent A Whirl One Day” Says Bloke Who Gives Skate Parks A Wide Berth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who will cross the street to avoid a charismatic swagman, reckons he’d
Bloke Who Did Dry July Completely Legless After Drinking One Strong Kombucha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is struggling to remember his own birthday this afternoon after attempting
YES Campaign Now Underway As Indigenous Envoy Uncle Tony Returns To Redfern For One Last Job
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the far-right continues to peddle misinformation about the upcoming Indigenous Voice Referendum in an
AFR Geniuses Confirm CommBank Making $10.2 Billion Profit Is All Part Of Controlling Inflation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great minds at our nation’s most prominent economic publication, have today moved to quell
South African Coworker Has Two Schooners And Can’t Help Bringing Up Stories Of Him Shooting Baboons Back Home Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local city worker Darren van der Merwe reportedly consumed a grand total of two
Report: Naked Coffee Hardest Part About Quitting Darts
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A report by QuitLine has confirmed that the absolute hardest part about quitting darts is having
Logical And Rational Engineer Prays To The A.I Gods That They Will Find A Way To Bypass Architects
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a testing morning at work, local man Brendan Smith is trying to have a conversation