Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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1. Secretly Flying To Hawaii During A National Crisis, Lying To The Public And Refusing To Come Home Until It Became Clear His Job Was On Line
You’ve never been on a holiday have you? The bloke doesn’t hold a hose, and when he came back for some photos, all you lot did was hammer him for trying to get a good shot. This is was the darkest hour.
8 Times Scott Morrison Unfairly Copped A Bad Wrap From The Nation’s Stupid Blue Haired Lefties
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sun sets on one of the most decorated political careers in our nation’s
Australian Voter Coulda Sworn This Bloke Had Fucked Off To Full Time Happy Clapping By Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s most iconic war-time Prime Ministers, Scott Morrison MP has today announced
Scott Morrison Resigns From Politics To Take New Role As Leasing Agent At Ray White Caringbah
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on the move next month, resigning from politics
“Cops Always Pull Me Over For No Reason” Says Bloke Driving Poison Ivy Skyline With His Hoodie Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man with an extensive criminal history of property damage and petty theft has today
Stanley Cup Generation Will Never Understand Going To School With A Cordial Bottle Full Of Frozen Water Wrapped In Tea Towel With A Rubber Band
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT Since the 1950s, it is obvious to anyone with an adult brain that children know absolutely
Dutton Staffer Wipes ‘Housing Crisis Solutions’ And ‘Cost Of Living Plans’ Off Whiteboard To Focus On Firing Up Rednecks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Australians still slogging it out against the price-gouging supermarket duopoly and interest rates that
Bloke Getting About In Slingback Sandals Obviously Doesn’t Have Any Toxic Mates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who’s recently taken to wearing strappy slingback sandals must be
Dumbass Ranger Trying To Give Local Man A Parking Fine Doesn’t Realise That The 10th Paragraph Of Magna Carta Literally Says All Traffic Fines Are Legally Invalid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local parking ranger has today received quite a shock, after being treated to an informal
Sydney Wanker Manages To Sustain 2 Minutes Of Conversation Before Asking Where You Went To School
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a stunning turn of events, local Sydney man Liam Broden, has defied the odds
Father And Son Bond Over 8 Hours Of Uninterrupted Screen Time While Mum Has Girls Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights home has this weekend played host to a touching family bonding experience. The
NSW Parliament, Surry Hills Police Station Raise Flags At Half Mast In Tribute To Roger Rogerson
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The man once recognised as the most decorated police officer in the history of NSW, Roger