Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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DJ At Brisbane’s Cloudland Forced To Play Sean Paul For 12 Hours Straight As Windies Roll Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A music industry professional has this weekend been forced to put in quite a shift. Bowen
“Women’s Tennis Is Reserve Grade” Says 24 Match WAFL Superstar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT OFF TO A CRACKING START BAZ: The entire Western Australian media establishment are today rushing to
Sydney Rental Agent Simply Kicks Open Studio Door And Lets The Peasants In For A Sniff Around
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Sydney rental agent has tested the strength of his plastic shoes this morning
Bloke Makes Silent Protest Against His Family’s Australia Day Rituals By Sticking To Mid-Strength
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A micro act of rebellion is taking place at a Betoota Heights BBQ today as cheeky
Migrant Prepares Self For A TV Journo Bailing Her Up At Shops For A Soundbite About Australia Day
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 42-year-old migrant Alina Khandelwal has reportedly been practicing her responses to hypothetical questions about
“This Lie Is Unprecedented” Says Dutton Really Thinking Nobody Remembers Liberal Jesus Lying About Introducing A GST Or About Children Overboard Or Weapons Of Mass Destruction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has claimed that no greater lie has ever been told
Medical Experts Confirm Frenzal Rhomb Never Quite Leaves The System
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A study into the biological effects of music has confirmed that no matter what you do
Triple M Executives Begin Orgasming At News That ‘NRL Vegas’ Falls On Same Weekend As U2 At The Sphere
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The CEO of Triple M Diamantina has been forced to change his AC/DC
North Queenslander Stocks Up On 2 Days Worth Of Bottled Water
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The oh so resilient state of Queensland is once again preparing for another extreme weather event.
Oscar Awards Face Backlash For Not Nominating $145M Mattel Advertisement In Every Single Category
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT Box office smash Barbie has received eight Oscar nominations – but the fact that the $145
Bureau Of Meteorology Says You Know It’s A Bad Cyclone When It’s Got A Tuckshop Mum Name
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Premier Steven Miles says that it is critical that everyone in the warning zone was prepared
Nation Now Understands Why Morrison Didn’t Fuck Off Sooner After His 18 Month Lobbying Ban Ends Just In Time For Him To Take A Highly Paid Consulting Job With A Defence Company That Benefited Directly From The AUKUS Submarine Deal Which Cost Australians $
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Citizens of the nation of Australia have today been given a little bit of clarity around