Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Dutton Tells Price She Was Useful During Referendum But Us Whitefellas Can Take It From Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s official, nearly 4 months after the 2023 Indigenous Voice Referendum, and Senator Jacinta Yangapi
Channel 9 Forced To Admit They’ve Also Been Doctoring Photos Of Opposition Leader Peter Dutton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel Nine has been forced to apologise for the second time today, after another doctored image
Godfreys Collapse Leaves Man Wondering If His Bagless Dyson Cunnavathing Could Suck A Bowling Ball Off The Ground
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Iconic vacuum cleaner retailer Godreys has entered administration today after many years of running
“Foreign Tradies Are Shit” Says Tradie Signing Off On New Build That’s Got More Defects Than A 10-Year-Old French Bulldog
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local tradesman has mocked suggestion that bringing in foreign tradies under a skilled
Dutton Says Him Staying The Hell Away From Dunkley Is A Political Stunt Aimed At Winning By-Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton says he has no plans to visit the Division of
Liberal Party Powerbrokers Reveal Tony Abbott’s Entire Government Was Ruined By A Silly Woman Of Course
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Viewers of the ABC’s Nemesis program have this week been left shaking their heads at
News Teams Search Cyclone Damage For Funny Queenslanders Who Might Say Something Fucked On Camera
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A major network news team is salvaging the wreckage of Cyclone Kirrily today as
Woman Who Used To Put Toothpaste On Her Pimples Stares Blankly At 10 Year Old Niece Asking For Retinol
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial woman has this week been left clutching at her pearls, after her ten year
Dutton Furious With Biased ABC For Letting Coalition Heavyweights Talk Shit About Each Other And Explain How Hopeless They Are In New 3-Part Documentary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With nothing really to talk about since he made the active decision to undermine the 2022
Doja Cat Wonders If The Hottest 100 Is Another YouTube Show Featuring Spicy Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a not so unfamiliar mix-up that highlights the cultural delusion many Australians have about
Recent Cyclone So Far North That Albo’s Stylist Considers Swapping Byron Akubra For Proper Stetson
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT You wouldn’t know her name, but you’ve been seeing the work of
Patriot Sleeps Soundly After Giving It To Woke Cummins On The Face Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights retiree has spoken of the deep, restorative sleep he received last