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Sorry Mate, We Tried

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite The Betoota Advocate’s tireless efforts to give Peter Dutton the fair run

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Holy Fuck Lol

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Things are looking very dicey for the Opposition Leader in his own seat of

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Nation’s Journalists Currently Conducting A Masterclass On Waffling Until The Results Come Through

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT From Byron Bay to Bunbury, the nation’s journalists are going through their warm ups, ahead

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Voter Keeps Eyes To The Ground And Makes No Sudden Movements After Seeing Libertarian Volunteers 

MONTY BENFICA  |  Amusements | CONTACT One Australian voter has been sent into fight or flight after catching a glimpse of Liberterian

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This Election Shit Is Pretty Much Done And It’s Friday Afternoon. Here’s A Photo Of Sydney Sweeney

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, put a fork in this election campaign, because it’s done. Whatever happens in the next 24 hours, happens. Whoever fumbles, whoever clutches, whoever wins, whoever loses, it’s all over. So here’s a picture of Sydney Sweeney. The Betoota Advocate’s newsroom is now

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Corrupt Local Dad Uses P&C Connections To Give His Brother’s Butcher The Election Sausage Sizzle Contract

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In a strategic move straight out of the town council corruption playbook, a local

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Coffs Harbour Midwife Has Experience Telling Unhelpful Blokes To Get Out Of The Way

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It appears that rise of the Independents will not be isolated to oceanside and harbourfront electorates

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Bob Katter Welcomes A Bit Of Disruption To The Two Party System And I Recognise That A Lot Of These Candidates Are Worlds Apart From My Particular Brand Of Politics But At The End Of The Day They Are All Independents Who Are Putting Their Local Communitie

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With nearly 24 hours until polls close in the 2025 Federal Election, The Member For North Queensland Bob Katter III MP has provided The Betoota Advocate with brief comments regarding the rise of the Independents. SEE HEADLINE

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Brooki Bakehouse Dragged Into Federal Election After Scomo Alleges His Raw Chicken Curry Recipe Was Stolen Too

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Election campaign has just taken an extremely weird twist today. With polls roughly 24

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ABC’s Antony Green To Call The Election From Front Bar Of Caxton Hotel On Day 3 Of Magic Round

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After weeks of preparation, heated press conferences and factional in-fighting between some talentless

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Albanese Stays True To Cavoodle Ownership By Telling Every Fucking Person He Meets About It

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is today making one last pitch to voters, to remind them that

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Emotionally-Battered North Shore Woman Feels A Rush As She Votes For Nicolette Behind Husband’s Back

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Clare used to march against Australia’s involvement in Vietnam. She used to dream about moving