Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Ozempic Stuns On The Met Gala Red Carpet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT As the 2025 Met Gala wraps up, it should come as no surprise that the award
US Announces New Anti-Bluey Tariff To Combat Influence Of That “Damn Blue Dog”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact President Donald Trump has made moves to fight the growing international influence of Australian
Queensland Looks Down Its Nose At Chauvinist Pigs In The South Who Only Elected One New Female Labor MP
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great state of Queensland is once again revelling in being the leader of the nation.
Story Bridge Now Tastefully Decorated With Jasmine Climbing Flowers As The Women Take Over
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Brisbane will henceforth be known as ‘Girl City’ after the people of metropolitan South-East
Clive Palmer Bows Out Of Politics, Promising To Waste Next 100 Million On Discovering Whether 100 Men Could Beat A Gorilla In A Fight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a huge win for 98% of the nation, Clive Palmer has today confirmed he will
2 Days After Albanese’s Victory Speech, Senator McGrath Urges Everyone To Just Wait Until All The Votes Are Counted
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the rest of the nation moves on from the Federal Election, Liberal senator James McGrath
Coalition Dusts Themselves Off And Begins Rebuilding A New Party Around Their Core Talent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party has vowed to not sook over the 2025 Federal Election result, and are
Entire Nation Hoping They’ll Never Have To Hear A Politician Say The Word ‘Woke’ Ever Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After opposition leader Peter Dutton not only failed in his bid to become Prime Minister but
Turns Out That Letting Sky News Run Your Election Campaign Is Not A Very Good Political Strategy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It turns out that demanding female voters either get back in the office – or back in
George Pell Returns From Hell To Attend Peter Dutton’s Political Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Despite the polls being closed and the race being run, the 2025 federal election has taken
Local Woman Feeling Like Nicole Kidman After Her Divorce Now That All This Election Shit Is Over
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In scenes described as eerily similar to that famous 2001 photograph of Nicole Kidman walking down
Sorry Mate, We Tried
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite The Betoota Advocate’s tireless efforts to give Peter Dutton the fair run