Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
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Brisbane Having Second Thoughts About Hosting Olympics After Realising It’s Gonna Clash With Ekka
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Crisafulli Government has called an emergency cabinet meeting today, after being alerted to a catastrophic
PM Respectfully Declines New Zealand’s Offer To Gift Him A $7400 Gyrocopter For His Own Personal Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has politely declined a generous trans-Tasman offer from the
Regional High School Teacher Brings Class Into Line By Absolutely Humiliating The Big Dog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Year 10 history teacher has today pulled out a tried and tested method of
“How Hard Is It To Build A Fucking Pool?” Says Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Sydney are this week exhaling after a torturous federal election campaign that saw
Angus Taylor Heads Bush To Gather Some Termites For The Next Era Of Liberal Party Politics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new era begins for the Australian Liberal Party! Southern NSW MP Sussan Ley has been
Major Win For The Girlies As Sussan Ley Proves That Numerology Works
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Sussan Ley has well and truly smashed the glass ceiling this morning, as it’s announced
Sussan Ley Elected As The Scapegoat For A Decade Of Blokey Incompetence
The Liberal Party of Australia have a new leader, after a tumultuous couple of weeks in Canberra and around the
Sydney Therapists Find Themselves Learning A Lot About Wests Tigers Rugby League Club This Week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The pathological sickness that comes with being a Wests Tigers supporter has presented itself to a
Matt Canavan Proves His Commitment To Nuclear Power By Covering Face With Uranium
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Nationals Senator Matt Canavan has today reaffirmed his unwavering support for the Coalition’s nuclear energy
Twiggy Says The Next Person To Ask If White Lotus Inspired Him To Get A Cream Suit Is Getting Punched
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Philanthropic mining magnate Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest issued a direct threat this afternoon after being
National Party MPs Respond To Tim Wilson’s Leadership Ambitions: “Hahahahaha Get Fucked Really!?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A week after the party’s biggest election loss since inception, the Liberal Party now has
Office Worker Who Wears Dr Martens Feels Special Connection With Fellow Office Worker Who Also Wears Dr Martens
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Annie Sparks (25) has experienced a deep, almost spiritual connection with a colleague she’s barely