Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Things are looking very dicey for the Opposition Leader in his own seat of
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT From Byron Bay to Bunbury, the nation’s journalists are going through their warm ups, ahead
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT One Australian voter has been sent into fight or flight after catching a glimpse of Liberterian
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, put a fork in this election campaign, because it’s done. Whatever happens in the next 24 hours, happens. Whoever fumbles, whoever clutches, whoever wins, whoever loses, it’s all over. So here’s a picture of Sydney Sweeney. The Betoota Advocate’s newsroom is now
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In a strategic move straight out of the town council corruption playbook, a local
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It appears that rise of the Independents will not be isolated to oceanside and harbourfront electorates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With nearly 24 hours until polls close in the 2025 Federal Election, The Member For North Queensland Bob Katter III MP has provided The Betoota Advocate with brief comments regarding the rise of the Independents. SEE HEADLINE
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Election campaign has just taken an extremely weird twist today. With polls roughly 24
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After weeks of preparation, heated press conferences and factional in-fighting between some talentless
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is today making one last pitch to voters, to remind them that
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Clare used to march against Australia’s involvement in Vietnam. She used to dream about moving
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A few of the miserable pointy heads who craft Australian economic policy – also known as economists