Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Scotty From Silverwater Approaches The Only Two Eshays In Cronulla For Tips On How To Survive Jail
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most unemployable man in Australian public life, former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has today realised
Philip Lowe Confirms Plans To Spend Retirement Enjoying Trips As VIP To Watch Squid Games
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The outgoing Governor of the Reserve Bank of Australia has today revealed his next move. After
Climate Club Inform Australia That 1st Rule Of Climate Club Is Telling Everyone About Climate Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today confirmed Australia’s acceptance into an illustrious club. The travelling
Liberals Fear An Indigenous Voice Could Divide Their Utopian Australian Society Worse Than Their Criminal Debt Recovery Program That Kills Poor People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Liberal Party of Australia have today continued on their quest to sow as much confusion
Stuart Robert Denies Claims He Now Goes By ‘Consuela’ And Lives On Spanish Island Of Majorca
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former politician Stuart Robert has emphatically denied that he is now living as a
Pauline Hanson Releases First Draft Of Her Self-Published 2,000 Word Voice Referendum Essay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pauline Hanson has confirmed that she will once again be running her own race. The leader
PWC Attempt To Poach Gladys From Optus Following ‘Seriously Corrupt’ Findings
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s dodgiest multinationals have today moved to secure a big new name
Nation Starting To Realise Lidia Thorpe Probably Felt Safer Around Bikies Than These Politicians
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Liberal leader Peter Dutton says senator David Van should quit parliament, after a spate of
Biden’s Decision To Cancel Australia Visit Forces Albanese To Host Quad Summit On His Own
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Prime Minister has been forced to ride solo this week, after having one of
Greens And Dutton Criticised By Labor For Not Backing Dogshit Housing Fund That Will Do Fuck All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today vented its frustration about the lack of action on the housing
RBA Promises To Pause Choosing Board Members With No Monetary Policy Experience Until 2024
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact “If you accidently smash into a brush-tailed possum while driving and leave it desperately crippled,
World’s Most Unemployable Man Forced To Spend $368B Tax-Payer Dollars To Nab Defence Consultancy Job
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reminded the nation about his competency levels this week, by