Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Political Party Behind The Copper Wire NBN And 2016 Census Meltdown Wants To Build Nuclear Reactors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation hits 30 degrees before 10am in the hottest September on record, the Federal
Mentioning The Word ‘Treaty’ Sees Warren Mundine Removed From No Campaign Like An Opponent Of Stalin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT And just like that, Warren Mundine has vanished from any of the Liberal Party’s campaign
Nation Shocked The Same Old Men Who Thought Gays Should Stay The Fuck Away From Marriage Also Think Indigenous People Should Stay The Fuck Away From Parliament
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political
Man Arguing About The Voice With Strangers On The Internet At No Point Considers Reading The Piece Of Text He’s Arguing Over
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who has spent many a night curled up in his Betoota
New Intergenerational Report Outlines Millennials Would’ve Been Better Off Never Being Born In First Place
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The sixth Intergenerational Report (IGR) has been released today by the Treasury, attempting to
Barnaby Joyce Has Parted Ways With Scooter Braun, According To Register Of Interests
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs Barnaby Joyce has updated his register of interests to
Liberals Terrified An Indigenous Voice Will Mean Having To Interact With More Than Two Of Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The dregs of the once all-powerful Liberal Party has made it known this week that
INSIDE: Peter Dutton’s Seafood Chowder Recipe From Kitchen Cabinet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The alternate Prime Minister Peter Dutton appeared on the ABC’s Kitchen Cabinet last
Poll Finds Dan Could Poison Dogs In Fitzroy Gardens And Voters Would Still Prefer Him Over Victorian Libs
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A recent poll has revealed that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews could be caught poisoning dogs for
“Vote No To The Elites And Their Indigenous Voice” Says Mining Tycoons, Private Prison Bosses, Murdoch Family Members And The Remaining Liberal MPs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The only people whose lives may be slightly inconvenienced by a successful referendum result have today
The Betoota Advocate’s Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political
Scotty From Silverwater Chops Off His Ears To Avoid Getting Put In General Population Over Robodebt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has again today begun preparations for the possibility of a life