Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Local Public Servant Does The Bare Minimum And Calls It A Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior public servant has called it a week and taken off overseas, leaving
NSW Premier Says Anyone That Went To Europe Over Winter Will Be Banned From The Beach This Summer
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bold move by Chris Minns, the NSW premier has announced a 3 month ban
Albo Takes Picture Of His Young Self Off The Wall Before Penning Another Condemnation Of Palestine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has removed any reminder of what he used to believe in
Jacinta Price Figures That Optus Must Be Down After Not Receiving One Phone Call From Coalition Colleagues Since Campaign Ended
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coalition Senator and political flash-in-the-pan Jacinta Price is back at work today, and
Australian Media’s Intentionally Piss-Weak Referendum Coverage Means Nan Is Learning About Indigenous Voice Through A Grainy JPEG Of Albo Dressed As Joseph Stalin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just days out from Australia’s ‘Indigenous Voice To Parliament’ referendum and Australia’s biggest media
Tasmanian Liberals Meet To Decide Whether To Dunk Elise Archer In The Derwent
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Key players in the Tasmanian Liberal Party met in Hobart this morning to decide
Naarm Settler Hopes NDIS Royal Commission Can Explain Why ADHD Isn’t Treated The Same As Quadriplegia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability will hand its
“Wait So We’re Supposed To Support The Black One??” Says Sky News Redneck Overwhelmed By Jacintas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jacinta Allan has been sworn in as Victoria’s 49th premier after being elected unopposed by
Victorian Liberals Remain Just As Unelectable In Their New Political Battle Against An Empty Chair
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has resigned from his role as state leader during snap press conference
RnB Sensation Jacinta Price Still Yet To See Any Red Chairs After Dominating The Voice For 6 Months
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that the Liberal Party’s leading figure in their campaign against an Indigenous Voice
No Campaign Deny Accusations Of Spreading Referendum Misinformation, Did The Jews Put You Up To This?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The No Campaign has made it clear this week that their aim is to spread nothing
Bureau of Meteorology Says Property Developers Are About To Learn Why They’ve Been Warning Them Against Building These Fucking Windless Black And Grey Hell Scapes On The Low-Lying Outskirts Of Major Cities Without So Much As A Fucking Tree To Sit Under
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a premature Spring heatwave already making it’s mark in late September, Australia’s working