Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Albo’s Staffers Finally Locate Missing PM At Random Coronation Kick On In Brixton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There has been a huge sigh of relief from the security team in charge of our
Chinese Batteries Filling Our Kids With Unknown Chemicals For Half A Decade Not Good, Says Government
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WHEN YA SAY IT LIKE THAT I SPOSE: The Federal Government has today announced plans to
Tasmanian Family Living In Caravan Stoked Government Is Dropping Hundreds Of Millions On A Stadium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young Tasmanian family has today revealed to The Advocate the wave of relief that has
New Defence Review Recommends We Should Give American Arms Companies A Trillion Or So Dollars
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian government has today unveiled the findings from a shiny new report about our nation’
Liberals Worry Indigenous Voice Will Spend More Time In Filipino Red Light Districts Than Canberra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton’s popularity with both the general public and his own Liberal Party
Sky News Viewer Ready To Believe Whatever The Only Aboriginal Person In Australia Has To Say
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Semi-retired white goods retailer David Lee (68) hasn’t actually met an Aboriginal person before,
Liberals Claim Voice Could Allow Indigenous People To Secretly Appoint Themselves To 5 Different Ministries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In the wake of another resignation from a position in the Federal Liberal Party, Peter Dutton
Liberals Worry The Voice Might Operate Like A Criminal Robot That Forces People To Kill Themselves Over False Government Debts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian media excitedly wait for the latest Newspoll numbers for the preferred PM, Opposition
Senior Liberal Quits Front Bench Over Dutton’s Move To Prevent Nation Being Divided On Voice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Nation’s Opposition Leader is today dealing with another political setback. Following a tough few
Scotty Wonders If He’ll Ever Get Carted Out To Help In Future Elections
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the discs of his old Nintendo Wii now so worn down they resemble the rings
“We Can’t Fix The Housing Crisis Because This Is What We Wanted” Says Government
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the midst of a national shortage of affordable housing for renters, Australians are wishing there
Dutton Caught Hiding In Multi-Faith Prayer Room After A Cranky Noel Pearson Arrives At Parliament
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Peter Dutton is nowhere to be found in Parliament House this morning, with Liberal staffers doing