Airports Flooded With The Wayward Sons And Daughters Of Newcastle Returning Home For The GF
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the mighty Newcastle Knights make their first NRL grand final appearance in 25 years, the
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Trump Gets His Groove Back With More Fake Tan Than A Divorced Mum In First Bodybuilding Competition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former US President and probable next US President Donald Trump is off and running, in his
Dutton Calls For Australians To Boycott Price Gouging Supermarket Giant For Not Selling Chinese Made Novelty Australia Day Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has this week proven his commitment to tackling the real issues.
QLD Media Initiate Steven Miles By Quizzing Him On Which Origin Players He Went To School With
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The current Queensland government has today confirmed who its new leader will be. After nearly 9
QLD Labor To Copy West Tigers Leadership Model By Replacing Palaszczuk With Multiple Premiers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state of Queensland is preparing for a new leadership regime, after the sensational resignation of
Woolworths Attempt To Avoid Senate Inquiry By Offering To Bring Back Ooshies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One half of the country’s supermarket cartel have today gotten on the front foot to
Overseas Diplomacy During Heightened Global Tensions Exactly The Same As Holidaying In Hawaii During Bushfires, Says Conservative Boomer With A Straight Face
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An up-and-coming political commentator has condemned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese for his recent diplomatic
Dutton Declares Islamophobia Is Back On The Menu After Being Buoyed By Dutch Election Result
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has told reporters in Canberra today that Islamophobia is back
Perth Mayor Removes Bus Stops From CBD After Complaints That Public Transport Attracts Poor People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Perth mayor Basil Zempilas is committed to the social cleansing of Western Australia’s capital city,
Prime Minister Joins Kyle And Jackie O To Discuss The Weirdest Place He’s Ever Had A Wank
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today taken time out of his busy schedule to talk
Local Public Servant Does The Bare Minimum And Calls It A Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior public servant has called it a week and taken off overseas, leaving
NSW Premier Says Anyone That Went To Europe Over Winter Will Be Banned From The Beach This Summer
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bold move by Chris Minns, the NSW premier has announced a 3 month ban
Albo Takes Picture Of His Young Self Off The Wall Before Penning Another Condemnation Of Palestine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has removed any reminder of what he used to believe in