Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Liberals Tell Hormonal Female Voters To Stop Making A Big Deal About Them Picking Another Scomo-Lookalike Over 2 Women In Dunkley
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT The Liberal Party has had to release an official statement today urging female voters to
“No, I Can’t Get My Wedding Suit From There. That’s The Old Albo,” Says PM Walking Past Marrickville Metro Tarocash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told himself no this afternoon and exercised a bit of
Katter Says The Only Way To Break Up The Woolworths And Coles Duopoly Is To Increase Our Intake Of Greeks And Italians Because Your Average Australian Unfortunately Lacks Both The Immigrant Ambition And Merchant Instinct Required To Open A Corner Shop And
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coles and Woolworths have been put on notice to “do the right thing” as Prime Minister
Angus Taylor Reminded By Liberal Powerbrokers He’s Up If Dutton Loses The Dunkley By-Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has reportedly had the dog put up him by the
Albo “Not Touching Property Investment Tax Reform” Because He “Wants To Win The Next Election”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has ruled out reform surrounding the generous tax concessions given
ABC Broadcast Final Episode Of Leftie Big Brother
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The finale of landmark ABC documentary series, Leftie Big Brother, is set to screen
Female MP Looks Forward To Getting Shitfaced At Work And Passing Out On The Street Knowing There Will Be Zero Consequences
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Member for our bustling inland port city has told The Advocate this
Barnaby: “Anyone Who Hasn’t Had A Skinful At The Pub And Ended Up A Dead Cunt On The Footpath Can Cast The First Stone”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular New England identity Barnaby Joyce has laughed off suggestion he should face any
ABC’s ‘Nemesis’ Programme Provides Insight Into How Dumb People Make $400k Doing Fuck All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts The popular ABC series ‘Nemesis’ has provided the average taxpayer with a stunning insight
Liberal Moderates Gift Labor 45 Minutes Of Scathing Soundbites About Dutton For Their Election Ads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The very public airing of the Liberal Party’s deeply engrained divisions has continued this week,
Channel 9 Forced To Admit They’ve Also Been Doctoring Photos Of Opposition Leader Peter Dutton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel Nine has been forced to apologise for the second time today, after another doctored image
Teal Voters Slowly Transition To Aqua Voters As Labor’s Tax Changes Push Them Closer To Dutton
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The winds of change are started to still this week, after a hysterical news cycle begins