Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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LNP Announce Youth Crime Plan: Make Young People Stay At Home And Play Video Games With Their Loving Parents Next To A Crackling Fireplace After A Hearty Dinner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland’s October election will be fought over youth crime, it has been confirmed. After nearly
Jacinta Price Still Waiting For Phone To Ring 6 Months After Expending Her Political Usefulness
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT These days, time seems to be moving at a slower pace for Senator Jacinta Price – who
Old People’s Home For Media Grads Renewed For Another Season
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular TV show “Old People’s Home For Media Grads” has been renewed for
Nats Quietly Shitting Themselves After Katter Shows Rural Australia It’s Okay To Publicly Berate Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The media protection racket of the National Party looks to have been punctured overnight, as mainstream
ASX 200 Set To Rise Today For Morbid Reasons Completely Detached From Reality
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Australian Securities Exchange has completely spun off the face of the Earth and out into
Politics Of Billionaire Entertainer Surprisingly Ambiguous Enough To Please All Sides
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US entertainer Taylor Swift has made a rare political statement today, telling her 230
Government Place Paul Keating Into Virtual Reality In The Hope That He Shuts Up And Fucks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Apple Vision Pro has been glued onto the head of former Prime Minister
Political Experts Reveal Artist Impression Of Tassie’s Future If Jacqui Lambie Wins State Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just a few weeks out from the Tasmanian Election, and the Australian Media is growing increasingly
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Labelled A Tight Arse After Organising A Pin Dick 35 Footer For Albo’s Bux
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rowdy bucks party group chat for the newly engaged Prime Minister has descended into a
Dutton Launches New Bazball Strategy To Defeat Albo After Celebrating Convincing Loss In Dunkley
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For those who haven’t been exposed by the charity work of the Costello and Murdoch
Liberals Fail To Win Dunkley By-Election But Confident After Achieving 3.6% Swing With Blatant Racism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT At the height of a cost-of-living crisis, in a news cycle marred by global
Betoota Advocate Lay Off 193 Staff From QLD Newsroom Following Scott Morrison’s Farewell To Parliament
THE BETOOTA VIEW | CONTACT Scott Morrison MP has delivered his valedictory speech in Parliament today, as the 30th Australian Prime