Airports Flooded With The Wayward Sons And Daughters Of Newcastle Returning Home For The GF
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the mighty Newcastle Knights make their first NRL grand final appearance in 25 years, the
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Moderate Liberals Again Politely Decline Right-Faction’s Invitation To Scotch And Cigar Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Moderate faction of the Liberal Party has reportedly declined an invitation to the
“Yes, Lets Keep Following This Guy’s Playbook” Dutton Says As Trump Blames DEI Hires, Biden And Women For Mid-Air Collision
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today reaffirmed his commitment to the Trump political playbook,
Angus Taylor Wastes Hours Trying To Explain The Nash Equilibrium To Colleagues To Show Their Culture War Is Pointless
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has reportedly wasted hours of his arguably valuable time this
Albo’s Advisor Begs Him To Not Purchase 2023 Porsche 911 Turbo GT3RS In Acid Green Until He Retires
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s optics advisor was reportedly pushed to the brink today
Dutton Reassures Nation He’s A Completely Normal Guy While Eating Maxibon From Cookie Side First
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton has once again reassured the Australian public that he is a totally
Labor To Win Back Rural Seats By Only Selecting Candidates That Make You Go How Bout The Size Of Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will be targeting Labor’s once-rusted on regional seats in the
Local Stay-At-Home Son Takes Annual Leave, Flies To Washington To Watch Inauguration On Big Screen Out In The Sleet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local 30-year-old bar manager and permanent stay-at-home son, Fraser Denning,
Dutton Prays Economy Gets Bad Enough For Suburban Mums To Consider Voting For Everything They Despise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In terrific news for Peter Dutton, the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) governor Michele Bullock has
ABC Chair Kim Williams Attempts To Understand The Likes Of Rogan By Smoking DMT And Trying Wild Meat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ABC Chair Kim Williams took an unconventional approach to understanding controversial podcaster Joe Rogan
Report: Chances Of Anything Meaningful Getting Done In This Fucking Place Today Are Slim To None
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s federal representatives are meeting today for the last time this year
Nationals Set To Challenge Their Position In The Coalition Centipede Leading Into The Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Nationals are said to be dismayed with their spot in the Coalition Centipede
Dutton Welcomes Comparisons To Potatoes And Voldemort Saying Dirty Lefties Are Missing The Point
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton brushed off recent and historic comparisons to a potato and