Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Queensland Dad’s Intense 3 Hours Of Yard Work Followed By 1 Mid-Strength And Nap On Kitchen Tiles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A long-awaited morning of intense cardio has taken place in Betoota Heights today, as one
Local Man Reburies Weapons Cache As World Markets Begin To Stabilise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Grove father Terry Douglas has just finished reburying the weapons cache he keeps
REX Says They’re Putting Their Old Saabs On Inter-City Routes To Keep Putting The Dog Up Qantas And Virgin Because Fuck Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Regional Express (REX) is bouncing back from having their Boeings repossessed by the bank
Government Reminds Taxpayers It’s Boomers Spending the Kids’ Inheritance Fuelling Inflation, Not Gargantuan Corporate Profiteering
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government has clarified that the our stubborn inflation rates are primarily due to
“Haha I Love This Song!” Says Tesla Owner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tesla advocate and green lifestyle enjoyer, Banjo Clementé, was recently heard exclaiming “Haha, I
Office Pisswreck Experiences Enough Mental Clarity To Bend Spoons With Mind After Completing Dry July
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Advocate’s own Dave Henderson has reported experiencing unprecedented mental clarity, claiming
“Some Black Truffle Oil On Your Shaved Radicchio Salad?” Asks Dad Who May Or May Not Have Been Watching MasterChef
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights sexagenarian Gary Morrison has taken a bold step into the world of
Top Of The Range E-Bike Still Doesn’t Fang Like A Pushy With A Whipper Snipper Motor On It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world continues to hurtle forward at a rapid pace, a local expert has confirmed
“These Fucken Guys Have It All Worked Out” Says Man Learning That Kiwi Fish And Chip Shops Also Do Chinese
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights man Brad Thompson was humbled today as he discovered that fish and
Rex Largely Unaffected By CrowdStrike Outage As Their Systems Are Run Entirely By A Single Dell Inspiron Running Windows Me
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Country airline Rex has sailed through the recent CrowdStrike outage unscathed, thanks to their
Local Man Prepares To Break Prolonged Dry Spell After Taking Up Bazlenka And KP’s Hygiene Routine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is today preparing to turn his life around after getting served up ads
Hamilton Island Guest’s Life Flashes Before Eyes After Seeing They Do RBTs And He’s Had 25 Schooners Of Stone & Wood And No Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tourist’s dream holiday almost turned into a nightmare last night when he