Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Millennial Can’t Believe A Bunch Of Gen Z Guys Can Just Go Away For A Weekend And Not Do Huge Amounts Of Blow And Binge Drink Until The Sun Comes Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker has been left dumbfounded this afternoon after learning a junior
Local Woman Obviously Getting A Sick Thrill Withholding Last Night’s Photos From The Girl’s Chat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman who was nice enough to take photos of a girls outing has
“Woah, That’s Amazing! Incredible Data!” Says Woman After Seeing Someone’s Strava Run On Instagram
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT I’M IMPRESSED: Just yesterday, local woman Isaac Newton (not the scientist) had taken to
Local Woman Indulges In An Hour-Long Uninterrupted Yap Session Disguised As Expensive Therapy
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT’S ME HI: Yesterday, Jenny Collins successfully wrapped up another hour-long uninterrupted yap
Graffiti Crew Recruits Elderly Trainspotter To Gain An Inside Knowledge Of Local Rail Network
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a surprising twist, renowned graffiti crew S.N.O (Spare No One) has enlisted an
Local Woman Justifies Frozen Yogurt As ‘Healthy’ By Dropping A Couple Slices Of Fruit On Top
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a surprising twist for dessert lovers everywhere, a new study has found that adding a
Boomer That’s “Good With Shares” Also “Bought Them In 1996”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man described as “being good with shares” has told The Advocate that
Cost-Of-Living Crisis Sees Charity Muggers Resort To Actual Mugging In Order To Reach Quotas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local street fundraising contractors, often referred to as ‘charity muggers,’ revealed today that they
Premier Miles Defends Costly Decision To Have 50 Cent Flown Out To Promote 50 Cent Transport Campaign
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Queensland Opposition has both slammed and blasted the decision to fly-in US
Host Challenges His Softcock Guests To Ruin Their Meal With Some Extremely-Antisocial Hot Sauce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights barbecue took a spicy turn this week after the host brought
Group Chat’s Bender Enthusiasts Insist 18 Degrees And Overcast Is Perfect Weather For An Arvo Beer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The icy wind and lack of sunlight should not at all be a deterrent from drinking
Rookie Traveller Checks Carry-On Size Bag For Overnight Trip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man lucky enough to not be fully-acquainted with the dehumanising ritual