Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Quiet Sunday Cheeseboard Turns Feral With Inclusion Of Homemade Margarita Mix
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A low-key house warming has taken a dramatic turn this afternoon as a
Apple Airtag Only Really Used When Looking For Lost Keys At Kickons
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Apple has today admitted that the only time their Airtags are used is when they got
New Boyfriend Fumbles His Debut After Potential Father In Law Notices His Tyre Pressure A Little Flat
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In breaking news from Betoota’s dating scene, a new boyfriend has already been
Modern Labor Voter Surprises Kids With North African Dish She Saw On SBS Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A loyal supporter of the defenders of Australia’s working class, Labor, has decided to treat
Local Couple’s Dinner Plans Cancelled After 45 Minutes Of ‘What Do You Feel Like?’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT THAI? In a tragic yet entirely predictable turn of events, local couple Jake Henderson (28)
Local Woman Needs Either A Rich Hubby Or Serious Promotion Before Even Thinking About Home Ownership
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In a dramatic twist that’s left local real estate agents and career advisors scratching their
Local Office Worker Cements Quirky Status By Giving Desk Pot Plant A Name
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The arrival of a new office plant has prompted a flurry of conversation in a PR
Old Bastard Always Carrying On About The ABC Spends A Lot Of Time Watching It For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An outspoken gentleman from our town’s lakeside suburbs has told anyone within earshot
Local Girl Forced To Take Out A Loan After Getting Carried Away With ‘Build Your Own Bedding’ Website
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who was wooed by the constant influx of bedding ads on her Instagram has
Youngest Sister Sadly Unable To Recycle Old Assignments Because Her Brothers Are Mouth Breathers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A teenager looking to cut corners has unfortunately not been able to plagiarise old school assignments
September Cold Snap Causes Adelaide Residents To Break Out The Flannel Union Suits As Bottom Layer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Free Settler Town of Adelaide, In Southern Australia, has awoken to the coldest September morning
Hell Yeah: Old Apartment Block Replaced With Luxury Student Housing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The French Quarter is alive with optimism this morning as the new student housing