Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Report: It’s Never The Person Who Caused The Break Up That Gets Hotter Afterwards
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A recent study conducted by Betoota Polytechnic has revealed some interesting stats around breakups, confirming that
Colleague About To Hoover The Six Remaining RUOK Day Cupcakes In Breakroom Fridge Probably Won’t Be OK In A Few Hours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of The Advocate’s esteemed sales account coordinators, Kevin Overell, nephew of editor
3rd Year Uni Student Upset Never To Have Sat On Fresh Lawn With Diverse Friends As Promised By Ad
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A uni student in the final year of his degree has admitted that he’s a
Dramatic Hometown Acquaintance Suddenly Married To A Bloke That Nobody Has Ever Heard Of
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A dramatic hometown acquaintance, who is usually quick to publicise every single personal update online, has
Long Suffering Girlfriend Books In Manicure After Boyfriend Suggests Spontaneous Weekend In Tasmania
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local girl has charged through three speed cameras and four red lights this
Local Girl Evacuates One Night Stand After Being Offered A Post-Root LCM Bar
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In news overnight, the CQ rescue helicopter was sighted flying over the Ponds last
Stand Up Paddle Boarder Also Has One Of Those Electric Skateboards
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a shocking yet entirely predictable turn of events, local stand up paddle boarder and self-
Waiter Admits She Gets A Kick Out Of Walking In The Direction Of Starving Males Before Hooking Right
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Emma Spring (29), a veteran waitress, has admitted to taking delight in leading on hungry male
Inspirational Woman Notifies Instagram That She’ll Be Doing The ’75 Soft’ Challenge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Anita Petersham has taken to her Instagram today to announce that she’ll be
Woman Recommending Pilates To Everyone She Interacts With Definitely Just Started Pilates
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT There have been a series of reports that local woman Dina Navis (25), has frantically been
Local Woman’s Mental Health Suffering After Only Receiving RUOK Pamphlet Instead Of Cupcake This Year
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An office worker has been left feeling ripped off this morning, after realising her workplace would
“See It’s In The News!” Says Dad Pointing To Misinformation He Read On Website With All-Seeing-Eye In The Logo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Government prepares to introduce minimum age limits to keep children off social media, there