Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Local Girl Wishes Rugby-Shaped Boyfriend Could Start Training Like Those Gorgeous Midfielders
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A pudgy boyfriend is expected to be put on a diet this week after his girlfriend
Breaking: Mum Wants To Know Why Can’t You Find A Nice Boy Like Isaac??
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As the AFL Grand Final gets beamed into millions of living rooms and pubs across the
Local Council Candidates Who Promised Cleaner Streets Still Has Placards Scattered Across Suburb 2 Weeks Later
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local council candidate who vowed to clean up the streets has yet to pick up
Savings Goals Take A Back Seat As Local Woman Descends Into The Health Food Store’s Nut Section
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT OOO ORGANIC ROASTED NUTS: A local woman’s carefully planned savings goals have been derailed
Millennial Attempts To Educate Gen Z By Schooling Them On The True Origins Of ‘Brain Rot’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A well-meaning millennial has taken it upon herself to educate Gen Z on the
Female Office Workers Pass Tampon To Each Other Like A Drug Deal In A Parking Lot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local office worker successfully kept her natural bodily functions under wraps today by discreetly requesting
Gold Coast Man Kicked Out Of Barbecue After Removing All The Drinks To Sit In Esky
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Gold Coast man is alleged to have been booted out of a barbecue last weekend,
Cousins From Bundaberg Doing Weird Shit Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Some cousins from Bundaberg have today taken a break from hooning around the streets to practise
Local Woman Feeling Annual Urge To 180 Her Style And Get Rid Of Entire Wardrobe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has yet again decided that every single item of clothing she owns is
‘Young People These Days Don’t Respect Older Generations’ Says Couple Who Covered Their QLDers Wooden Flooring In Carpet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An elderly couple who have been doing some ‘DIY work’ on their Queenslander have failed to
Boyfriend Winds Chapstick All The Way Up And Applies It Like Lippy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man who has no need for chapstick other than the fact that he appears
“Can I Have The Last Taco?” Begs Sober Mate Getting No Value Out Of Bottomless Brunch
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local girl is cursing the concept of bottomless brunches today as she attempts