Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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“Haha I Love This Song!” Says Tesla Owner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tesla advocate and green lifestyle enjoyer, Banjo Clementé, was recently heard exclaiming “Haha, I love this
Office Pisswreck Experiences Enough Mental Clarity To Bend Spoons With Mind After Completing Dry July
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Advocate’s own Dave Henderson has reported experiencing unprecedented mental clarity, claiming he can
“Some Black Truffle Oil On Your Shaved Radicchio Salad?” Asks Dad Who May Or May Not Have Been Watching MasterChef
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights sexagenarian Gary Morrison has taken a bold step into the world of fine dining.
Top Of The Range E-Bike Still Doesn’t Fang Like A Pushy With A Whipper Snipper Motor On It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world continues to hurtle forward at a rapid pace, a local expert has confirmed
“These Fucken Guys Have It All Worked Out” Says Man Learning That Kiwi Fish And Chip Shops Also Do Chinese
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights man Brad Thompson was humbled today as he discovered that fish and chip shops
Rex Largely Unaffected By CrowdStrike Outage As Their Systems Are Run Entirely By A Single Dell Inspiron Running Windows Me
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Country airline Rex has sailed through the recent CrowdStrike outage unscathed, thanks to their system’s
Local Man Prepares To Break Prolonged Dry Spell After Taking Up Bazlenka And KP’s Hygiene Routine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is today preparing to turn his life around after getting served up ads
Hamilton Island Guest’s Life Flashes Before Eyes After Seeing They Do RBTs And He’s Had 25 Schooners Of Stone & Wood And No Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tourist’s dream holiday almost turned into a nightmare last night when he discovered that
Last Days Of Dive Bar Upon Locals As Little Men In Carhartt Jackets Discover It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Flightpath District in Betoota is known for its light industry and local charm. However, the
Competitive Parents Brag About What Suburb They Bought Their Useless Children A Starter Property In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The latest scuttlebutt from our towns golf courses and hair salons suggests local Baby Boomer-age parents
With All This Crazy Stuff Happening In The World, Local Man Reckons We Just Do A Spag Bol Tonight Babe
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the potential for major conflicts teeters in the Middle East, Europe and now the United
Local Commercial Construction Project Manager Shocked To Learn Of CFMEU Wrongdoing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local construction project manager said he was shocked to learn this week that the most