Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Multiple Pickpocketing Incidents Make Emily Relocate To A City With A Worse Pickpocketing Problem
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a shocking twist, Netflix’s Emily Cooper is leaving the romantic but actually really seedy
Drunk Man Channels Ned Brockmann’s Willpower To Avoid Stopping At That One Kebab Shop On Way Home
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a feat of willpower that would make ultra-marathoner Nedd Brockmann proud, local man Sam
“That’s So Far!” Complains Inner-City Friend After Being Asked To Travel 3 Stops On A Train
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local Northcote resident has stunned friends today by declaring that Preston—just three train stops
Parent Revisiting Questacon As An Adult Can’t Believe The Terrifying Free Fall Isn’t A Core Memory
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local dad Dave Winters, 36, was forced to confront some forgotten childhood fears after revisiting Questacon
Local Woman Finally Achieves Goal Of Waking Up Early By Getting A UTI
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After years of battling with early alarms, 29-year-old Laura Hennessy has finally discovered the
Local Woman Discovers Self-Improvement By Swapping Unhealthy Addiction For A Slightly Less Unhealthy One
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In what can only be described as a significant yet debatable step toward personal growth, local
Man Ridiculed For His Kid Hobbies Is Absolutely At Peace With The World
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who often faces criticism for enjoying ‘childish’ hobbies has today revealed that he’s
Local Man Suffers PTSD Flashback Hearing Dr Norman Swan Talk About Bird Flu On The News
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It was meant to be a lazy Monday afternoon for local man Shane Bunting,
Uber Driver Suddenly In Mood For A Yarn After Sensing Passenger Is Violently Hungover
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local Anna Talbot has learned the hard way that the chances of copping a chatty Uber
Ageing Dad Remembers To Pre-Crack His Knees Before Putting The Kid Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights man Tom McGaynor made sure to pre-crack his knees before settling
Woman Waking Up From Drunk Night Out Convinced She’s Somehow Managed To Upload Nude To Instagram Story
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has awoken to a feeling of terror this morning, having convinced herself that
“These Kids And Their Screens” Says 34 Year Old That Spent Just As Much Time Looking At A Tamagotchi
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local millennial woman has again reaffirmed that the kids are lost in the world of