Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Local Woman Realises It Is Impossible To Cook A Pad Thai That Costs Less Than Takeaway
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT After carefully budgeting and promising herself she’d “eat out less,” local woman Sophie Brooks (29)
Local Man Now Rich And Single Enough To ‘Get Into Watches’
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Betoota Hills local Tim Davids (29) has unlocked a new tier of adulthood, achieving the perfect
Bondi Man’s Extremely Public Wellness Shit Mistaken For Sculptures By The Sea Exhibit
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Bondi man has awkwardly had to wave off tourists and art enthusiasts who mistook
Graffiti-Hating Karen Suddenly Changes Her Tune After Visiting A Melbourne Laneway
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local mother of 3 who verges on cardiac arrest whenever she sees graffiti in her
Blockbuster Historical Era Movie Features Actress With Gold Coast Style Veneers And Obvious Filler
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman trying to watch a period drama made in the US has unfortunately been
Coles CEO Announces The Campbelltown Cockatoo Will Have To Work Off All Those Brioche Buns She Stole
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Coles CEO Leah Werkett has today told the press that even though these stories about the
Mate Who Let You Borrow Vape Tracks Its Every Movement Like A Dog Waiting For Its Ball Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who still insists she’s not addicted to her vape has been spotted
Sick Puppy Prefers White Chocolate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Josh Prentice 30 has today confirmed suspicions that he’s just a
Office Manager Justifies Important Role With Hour-Long Meeting To Discuss Improving Efficiency In Meetings
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a stunning display of irony, local office manager Karen Mitchell has spent over an hour
Angus Taylor Feels Like There Was Something Important On At Work This Week But Can’t Quite Remember What It Was
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for Hume Angus Taylor is feeling an unusual sense of unease this week,
Local Girl In Financial Ruin After Overseas Holiday Sad To Discover Street Drinking Isn’t As Sexy Here
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local girl that recently came back from a 3 month Euro summer trip is disappointed
Woman’s Everyday Account And GoalSaver Playing Fun Little Game Of Tennis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a scene described by economists as “the financial equivalent of a tennis match” local woman