Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Hip Boutique Tea Brand Still No Match For A Bushells Made By An Old White Lady That Watches Sky News
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A new study has revealed that even with the best marketing, originality and great taste, a
‘Omg We Need To Go!’ Says Woman Sending Best Mate Yet Another Restaurant They’ll Never Visit
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a never-ending game of social ping pong, Michelle Caulfield has once again sent
Local Woman Forced To Chuck Meal Prep In Freezer Again After Dining Out For The Third Night In A Row
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an all-too-familiar scene, local woman Hayley Ryan has once again been forced to
Bloke With Black Tint Privacy Screen Protector On His Phone Either A Drug Dealer Or Cheater
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It’s been reported that anyone sporting one of those privacy screen protectors is either a
Elephant Pants Recognised As A Clear Warning Sign For Unhinged Opinions On Modern Medicine
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Experts have finally confirmed what many have long suspected: hippie elephant print pants are an unmistakable
Queensland Women Call For State Election To Be Decided Via An Arm Wrestle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Women across Queensland are rallying for the state election to be decided through an arm-wrestle
Bloke On LinkedIn Explains How Starting A Business Prepared Him For Grief After Family Dog Was Run Over
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local entrepreneur has taken to LinkedIn today with some wise words of inspiration for his 2056
“Should I Get A Postie Bike?” Wonders Every Australian Male At Some Point In Their Lives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has today reached the point that all Australian men reach
Local Woman Feels Wave Of Relief After Realising She Was Looking At The Povo New Zealand Price Tag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman on the hunt for a new pair of sturdy work boots has experienced a
Bloke Who Claims To Be Into His Fishing Doesn’t Even Have 10 Opened Packets Of Nuclear Chicken Soft Plastics Scattered Throughout The Boot Of His Station Wagon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Greg Simmons has had his fishing credentials called into question today, after
Corporate Alpha Female Finds Natural Partner In Low Functioning Tradie Who Has No Opinions Of His Own
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman who’s well and truly smashed the glass ceiling has found a
Hand Soap At Boyfriend’s Sharehouse Has Been Squirting Pure Tap Water For 3 Weeks Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights bloke Sam Howler stands accused of being a bit of yucky boy this week,