Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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South Yarra Girl Hoping To Sub-Let Her Room For A Couple Hours While She Ducks Down To The Markets
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an unexpected twist amid Melbourne’s rental crisis, a South Yarra girl has caused quite
Veteran Dishmatic Sponge To Somehow Stick Around Longer Than Any Member Of Share House Will
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It’s been reported that there is a high probability that an almost unrecognisable Dishmatic sponge
Yuppie Kid Raised With Wooden Toys And Organic Chips Would Do Anything For A Hacked E-Bike And Energy Drink
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The child of a yuppie family has bravely revealed the personal hell he has been enduring
Parents Applying Pressure For Grandkids Not Willing To Give Up The Empty Four Bedroom Family Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of empty nesters in Betoota Heights have been urged to give up their spacious
Indie Band That Prides Itself On Not ‘Selling Out’ Announces They’re Only Going To Tour Perth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A seriously underground indie band that you probably haven’t even heard of have today announced
Bloke Looking At Doctor’s Handwritten Note Unsure If He Has Gout Or A Gunt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a tale as old as time, local bloke Alan Flemming, 36 has today found himself
Excited Irishman Manages To Say ‘Like’ Out Of Context 74 Times While Telling Story With No Punchline
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what onlookers described as an annoying, albeit awe-inspiring linguistic performance, Séamus Ó Raghallaigh (pronounced Shay-mus
REX Liquidators End Complimentary Esky Of Cold Crownies And Stop Handing Out Free Smokes In Brutal Cost Cutting Measure
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a move that has sent shockwaves through Australia’s regional skies, REX Airlines’ liquidators have
Arnotts Insist Iced Vovos Have Always Been The Size Of A Postage Stamp
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arnott’s has come forward to address complaints of their beloved Iced Vovos after claims they’
Local Bloke Barely Cops A Hello As Mate Makes Enthusiastic Beeline Towards His Dog
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact There’s been some irrational feelings of jealousy brewing in Betoota Heights today, as a local
Footy Trip Lads in Airport Queue Treat Fellow Passengers to Play-By-Play Recount of How Rogue Mate Got Arrested
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A long airport queue has been given some colourful entertainment today, as a group
Chronically Online Dipstick Putting Emojis Over Their Kid’s Faces Could Just Not Post Pictures Of Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights internet personality and profound dipstick, Paula Fusty, has once again graced her followers with