New Zealand Collectively Comes To Their Senses And Returns Home
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 5,357,300 Kiwis have collectively shaken themselves out of a years long haze this week.
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Man With No Inheritance Coming And No Entrepreneurial Spirit Concerned Labor’s $3m Super Tax Might Affect Him One Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who, unfortunately for him, is not some cunt’s son, says
Regional Coach Driver Flirts Like Fuck With The Old Ducks Heading To Cruise Ship Terminal
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After eleven years of driving buses for Foxy’s Premium Coach Travel, Mick Murrays
Queer Woman Devastated To Learn That Aussie WWE Star Rhea Ripley Is Married To A Bloke
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local queer woman is having a terrible day today, having just discovered that Australian born
Nats Come Crawling Back To Libs After Realising They’d Have To Take A Pay Cut And Do More Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT The Nationals party is reportedly in talks with The Liberals to get back together again, having
Funko Pop Man Outraged By Amount Of Social Acceptability Labubu’s Are Receiving
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A nerdy bloke named Conrad Is a little pissed off by how normalised these Labubu things
QLD Farmer Gets In On ‘Alpha Male Bootcamp’ Racket By Charging Insecure Blokes $10k To Fence His Paddocks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT After discovering that blokes in the US are paying $18,000 to attend alpha male bootcamps,
Woman Who Agreed To Meet Finance Bro Hubby For Lunch Struggling To Find Him In The CBD
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who agreed to meet her finance bro hubby for lunch has found herself playing
Recession Indicator? Local Woman Packing Her Own Ice To Put In Regular Long Black
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT In a sure sign that a recession is on the horizon, a local woman was spotted
Young Liberal Experiences Surge In Matches After Removing His Dad’s Political Views From Dating Profile
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT William Chester-Coleman (28) has never had a problem picking up in the real
Enlightened Man Recommending Niche Foreign Film To Friend Crushed To Find Out They Saw It Ages Ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An avid Letterboxd user has been left physically and emotionally shattered after learning that his deep
Local Woman Unsure If Date Is Love Bombing Her Or If She Really Is Just That Amazing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT YOU’RE THE BEST PERSON I’VE EVER MET: A local woman is today questioning if
Country Boy’s City Girlfriend Confused By The Concept Of A “Steak Topper” Down The Local
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Born, bred and forever bound to the leafy streets of South Yarra, Melbourne, Georgina