Black Perimeter Walls Covered In Sans-Serif A Fair Indicator That The Housos Are Getting Evicted
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A generational working class community have today received news that their sense of place and self
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Elon Musk Makes A Very Powerful Enemy As Papou’s 60-Year-Old Parking Spot Gets Replaced By EV Sign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s transition to electric vehicles has hit a road block in Betoota’s Flight Path
New Fridge Asks To Be Connected To The Internet For Some Godless Fucking Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is seemingly at odds with his new refrigerator this morning after
Local Woman Still Treating Cooking Chicken Like Dismantling A Radioactive Bomb
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today admitted that she’s still terrified of cooking chicken due to
Local Flugelhornist Pretends ‘Brassed Off’ Didn’t Fundamentally Alter Course Of Her Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A cornerstone of the Port of Betoota Brass Band has today downplayed the life-
Racist Old Bastard Wonders If Assyrian Tradie Can Poison A Few Trees For Him (He Absolutely Can BTW)
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A gibbering old fool from our town’s leafiest enclave of Betoota Grove has
Life Hack: Stop Your Fingies From Getting Cold This Winter By Utilising The ‘Big Sip’ Technique
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Do you ever find yourself tucking your fingers into your pockets, or drawing your hands back
No Amount Of AI Tech Is Able To Impress Man As Much As Magic ‘Sipahh Straw’ Technology Did
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man is yet to encounter a brand new innovation in the world of AI
Chat GPT Now So Advanced It Tells People Asking For Help To Wait 3 Months And Pay $380 For Advice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Artificial Intelligence experts are sounding the alarm this week, after a shocking development with a major
Ten Years On, Local Man Lives With Souvenir Of A Simpler, Cheekier Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is looking back today on a simpler, cheekier time in
“So You Pay To Watch People Play Video Games?” Asks Younger Brother Who Did It For Free His Entire Childhood
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The long-suffering younger brother of a selfish, inconsiderate control hog has expressed amazement
Toddler Who Refuses Toast Cut Wrong Way Allegedly Ate Four Servings Of Vegetable Dahl At Daycare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has been left wondering this week after discovering that his picky
“If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding. How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat?” Asks Dad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dinner was briefly interrupted in a quiet Betoota Grove household last night as a